The Attack On Dirty Eye
At school, there is a short chinese/japanese/korean/american/everything motherfucker whose a dick. One of his eyes is wierd and it always looks he's got dirt in it...that's where me and some friends came up with the idea to call him Dirty Eye. Anyway. He's my home room leader...and he handed out papers. And he was a complete dick today. And once he handed out the papers he said he didnt want to see them thrown away or on the floor or there'd be problems. Well when the bell was about to ring everyone got around the door like always...and when it rang I threw my crumpled handout straight into his face, and in less than a second I was out the door and up the hall...good times. I hate that fuck.