"the, ah ... Redskins suck!"
I haven't actually cared much about football since the late 80's, and I haven't cared at all since the mid-90's (and football-aware people from Cleveland will understand me on this), but here I am now in a town with the (it must be said) completely unpredictable Washington Redskins. I mean to say: they can beat Dallas but not Tennessee? What, if you don't mind my asking, the fuck?