My new 401-K plan
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
*It's called the 401-Keg Plan.*
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
*It's called the 401-Keg Plan.*