So this really is bad of me to think, but haven't most of us had a neighbor or two that was a douchebag, but kept his lawn absolutely immaculate?
Chances are, he has raked up all this season's leaves and is prepared to begin shoveling soon.
Ta-da! Thanks to the City of Madison and Forest Hill cemetary, you can go get bales of leaves to bring back and re-distribute on his lawn!
http://www.cityofmadison.com/news/view.cfm?news_id=1198 This neighborly thought brought to you by frustration caused by my Georgia customers.....