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EDIT: I woke up this morning and found this post on my computer. I don't really remember writing it, but I was drunk and this is 100% authentic drunk rant. None of this is faked, edited, doctored, or anything like that. 100% real, kiddies.
I honestly don't know how to make that any clearer...
Oh, wait, yeah I do...
100% REAL DRUNK RANT
I think you get the picture. So enjoy.
alright. seriously.
im fuckin drunjk.... i got drunk, drove home drunk and still am drunk
\therefore, im too drunk to lie... meaning i will be completely honjest about evertyhing i put on here.
so seriously, why ar girls so fucked up in their heads?
seriously?
im not kidding.... i am honestlyu the only guy iun the world that girl can get drujnk wuth and i still wont try to get sex. honestlyu
fukc sex... sexc in pointless. all sex had ever done it caus problems. evey gfitl I've ever liked and had sex with, thetre have been prioblems.
serioulsy.
I just want to find a gril to have fun with.. to hang out with, to jok e3 with, anf see what comee from that.. thats all i ask.. seiroujs,lyu
i thouhjct i found a girl toinight
a fun girl.. a girl who couljd bw funny, a girl would be swett and a girl who could be something peical ... special... but no...
seriously...
anothier nigh of heartache and bullshit because i feel like just bonding with a gil and shje wants to go and fuck one of my friends...
seriously
what the fuck
sweriouslyu
im too srunk to bullshit and too drunk to0 lie
but seriously
wjtat the fuck
seriously
i mean serioulsy
there was girl tonight... I never saw hefr before and i thoug we connected... buit I go look for some smokes, and i get back, and she's fuckin oner og my friends...
whjat the fuck
seioursly...
i just had fun with this girl... juwt talkun abnd hangin out... but then that...
seriously...
qhat q way ao spoil a good night...
seropis;u...
sometimes i think im the only guy that can hang out with a girl and not want to fuck her... at all...
serioulsy ...
i dont want meanin less sex...
honestly...
i just want a companion... but serioulsly
what the fuck...
is that just too muchin to ask?
i guess so...
fuxk it
fukxk girls
seriously
fuckin vitches
all od them
astupid cunts..
serriously... if i could fuin one girl to make me feel the way meghan did, i would run wuth it... i hate girls anymore
seriously it sucks...
every girl i look at as having the ptoential to be anything serious, they just dont make the cut...
and its heartbreaking...
it sucks...
a lot
very much
yes, that bad...
maybwe im wrong, maybe i should just be some predator asshole and take advantage of every grl i see... but i cant do it...
fuck fuck fuck...
seriously
fuck...
am i seriously wrong for wanting something real/
am i?
i dont know... im too drunk to bullshit with anyone and I know thjat io wont remembetr thi in the morning... but still
serriously
ive had it
fuck girls...
they suck...
next time you hear a girl cryng because she cant fin a guy who will trat he likr a princess or just nuture her ever need, remind her that other girls helped piss guys like me off... just goofy guys with no looks but could still make every last girls dream come true..
seriously
it sucks... im done looking for love...
ive had it
fuck girls
bitches.
EDIT: Well, I hope you kids enjoyed that deep, insightful look into the deepest reaches of my evil soul.
Hah, just kidding, I honest to God don't remember being pissed or anything... I just woke up this morning thinking that last night was as fun as Hell.
If anything, it was good for a laugh.
At bare minimum, I think everyone could get a laugh out of the fact that I don't remember that girl's name right now... but I swear I knew it last night... and that, my friends, is all that matters.