I wonder if there's a Buseyism for 'BADASS'
Like so many other people my age in Crawfordsville, I have no direction in my life. Yes, I know I'm in college courses at Ivy Tech and planning on rounding out a music degree at a four-year university, but... well... I'll probably just settle for a third shift factory job, four kids with three different mothers, and spending the entire second half of my life running from child-support before ultimately commiting suicide in the bathroom at the bowling alley.
Coming from limited means and a economically-struggling small town, it seems like the options that would make the real money and success we've always dreamed of may be out of reach, so we need a hero, someone to show us that wealth and fame are within the reach of anyone.
I've found that hero, and I dedicate this post to him...
So, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the KyleBrown'sCommunistManifesto.com Tribute to a man's man, a true American hero... none other than Gary Busey.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Gary Fucking Busey, a man famous for his massive teeth, his role in the Buddy Holly movie, and his short-lived reality show, 'I'm with Busey'. Busey is a legend with a well-rounded career, where it seems like the only thing he has left to do is win the Republican governal-nomination for a state that no one cares about. On top of all this, he has is own form of speech, known as the 'Buseyism.'
buseyism: bue.see.is.im.
n. word formed from the initials of a series of words, such as AOL stands for 'always off-line'
n. lingual technique used by Gary Busey to motivate fat people on Celebrity Fit Club
n. see acronym
Yes, rather it be stealing the same acronyms used by middle-school PE teachers and motivational speakers or biting through trees with his massive teeth, thanks to Gary Busey, the world is a better place.