fic: Battle of the Stars
Title: Battle of the Stars
Author: darthbatgirl
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Characters: Dick/Tim
Summary: It's the age old battle of Star Trek vs Star Wars
Word Count: 345
Warning: humor, fluff and geekiness
A/N: written for
superfixated
“There is no way the Enterprise could out fly the Falcon. No way,” Dick said as he grabbed another piece of pizza that was sitting on the coffee table in front of him.
Tim groaned as he rolled his eyes at the older man. He was sitting on the floor in front of the TV going through the DVDs looking for their next movie to watch. “Please don't bring up the Kessel Run again.”
“Superior spaceship,” Dick said smugly.
“Fine fine, you have the Falcon,” Tim said absently as he sorted through the movies. “I have Mr. Spock, so much more cooler than any old flying rust bucket.”
“The Falcon is not a rust bucket! Mr. Spock? Really? What's so cool about a pointy eared Vulcan any way?”
Tim frowned as he grabbed the second Star Trek movie from the stack of movies. “What's cool about him?! How about the Vulcan mind meld, or live long and prosper? What about his struggle to associate his Vulcan side with his human side?”
“His struggle to associate . . .man crush much Boy Wonder?” Dick laughed.
Tim pursed his lips together and glared at Dick. “I don't have a crush. Spock is a complex character that people can relate to.”
Dick threw back his head and roared with laughter. “Complex character? You are so crushing!”
“Well at least his struggle was always believable verses a certain Padawan I could name,” Tim muttered under his breath as he looked for Empire Strikes Back.
Suddenly Tim found himself lying on his back with Dick straddling his hips and pinning his hands above his head. “We have a no bashing the prequels rule on movie night remember?” Dick said as he looked down at Tim. He eyed Tim mischievously as he began to smirk and added. “Know what else Star Wars has over Star Trek?”
“What?” Tim asked as he felt a shiver go down his spine at the look in Dick's eye.
“Metal bikinis.”