Jan 27, 2011 23:42
- Falling Down - Created a new SharePoint project
- Job Security - Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code
- The Sword Fighter - 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes
- Shotgun Debugging - 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change
- The Mathematician - Defined 15 local variables with a single character name
- The Academic - Written 1000 lines of F#
- Spaghetti Monster - Written a single line with more than 300 characters
- Wild One - Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line
- The Organizer - Created a Solution with more than 50 projects
- The Portal - Created a circular project dependency
- The Multitasker - Have more than 50 source files open at the same time
- The Code Keeper - Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant
- Pasta Chef - Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods
- Procedural Programmer - Created a method with more than 10 out parameters
- Steam Powered - Added Visual Studio as a Steam game
- The Poet - Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines
- The Enterprise - Build Solution took more than 10 minutes
- Highway to Hell - Successfully created a WCF service
- The Explainer - Written a comment with more than 100 words
- TPS Reports - Created a Crystal Reports Project
- Rage Quit - ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix
- Ooooh Shiny - Written 100 extensions methods
- Look Ma - Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield
- The Engineer - Killed a zombie with The Wrench
- The Architect - Created 25 Interfaces in a single project
- The Right Way - Test method is longer than the tested method
- The Defender - Checked every argument for null exceptions
- Pokemon Programming - Caught all the exceptions
- Black Magic - Implemented a RealProxy
- Gimme back my ASM - Used ILGenerator
- I’m Sorry - Created a new Visual Basic Project
- The SEO Expert - ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes
- The Matrix - Windows Forms with more than 100 controls
- The Daredevil - UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
- Just a Test - Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error
- Warm Bath - Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service
- Old School - Defined more than 100 static objects
- The Cloner - Copy-pasted more than 50 lines
- The Dependency - Referenced more than 30 projects
- Paying the bills - Imported a Visual Basic project
- First Hit - Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled
- Paula - Define a firstname field with value Brillant
- Every Option Considered - Created an enum with more than 30 values
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