The Koala and the Little Lizard

Aug 04, 2006 16:28

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint




when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,




"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so st oned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river w hile taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"




So the koala looks down at him and says:




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ...
how much water did you drink?!!"
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