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I have, like, a gaping wound on my back. The broken desk chair that I kept insisting on using finally gave out, and so I fell on a large and slightly sharp part. If it had been much smaller or sharper, I probably would have been impaled by my own chair. As it is, I have a bruise covering about half my lower back that makes it impossible to lean back against anything. Ow.
I would believe it was God's way of telling me to get the hell off the internets, but I'm an atheist, so I believe it was the chair company's way of telling me to buy a new chair. So I stole my sister's.
I would believe it was God's way of telling me to get the hell off the internets, but I'm an atheist, so I believe it was the chair company's way of telling me to buy a new chair. So I stole my sister's.