Merry Christmas, everyone!

[darth_gojira]

Come on, everybody! Sing along!

Draco got mauled by a hippogriff         
Taunting Buckbeak at Hagrid’s class

You could say there’s no such thing as justice
but as for me and Harry it kicked ass
He’d been annoying Hermione

And we told the git to shit up
but he just told us to shove it
And he swaggered to Buckbeak to mess up

When we found him  minutes later
at the scene of the attack
he had beakprint on her fore head
and incriminating claw marks on her back

Draco got mauled a hippogriff
Taunting Buckbeak at Hagrid’s class
you could say there’s no such thing as justice
but as for me and Harry it kicked ass
now we're all so proud of Snape
he's been taking this so well
see him in there smiling
Telling all of us and the Malfoys to go to hell
its not class without Draco
all his family's dressed in black
and we just can’t help but wonder
should we call the Nurse or send her back?
(send her back!)

Draco got mauled by a hippogriff
Taunting Buckbeak at Hagrid’s class
You could say there’s no such thing as justice
But as for me and Harry it kicked ass
now he’s bleeding on the clearing
and Neville’s trying to keep Hagrid stalled (ah!)
And all of us are just waiting
‘till Malfoy to the inferno was recalled

I've told all our friends and neighbours
better be careful who they save
Don’t interfere with Natural Selection
When it can send a mouthy bastard to his grave

Draco got mauled by a hippogriff
Taunting Buckbeak at Hagrid’s class
You could say there’s no such thing as justice
But as for me and Harry it kicked ass