Heilig scheiße!!! The two of you together could put fucking Al-Qaeda to shame! With Birdie's chemicals and your nerf arsenal, you two could have stopped the Reich from happening by yourselves. Screw the Allies. The Führerbunker itself wouldn't stand a chance.
And it's not centimeters, little Finnländer. It's METERS. Get it right. You must be spending too much time with the wikinger. Got you thinking small. What are you going after my goods for anyway? I didn't do anything wrong. You think I'M not relieved as hell that everything came back clear?
And Birdie showed me pictures of your arsenal. I know which one I want now. Get ready to have your socks rocked off because I'm going all IG-88 (that's a good reference to use, right Birdie?) on your crazy asses! I found his stash of costumes and face paint so you won't even see my whiter shade of pale coming after you all until it's too late.
Ah, my machine gun, I suppose I should have seen that coming. But having all those rounds won't mean much when you blow through them in a few seconds. ;3
I aim for the weakest spot. It's a sniper thing.
I got Mads in on it, still convincing Berwald about how badly he wants to shoot at Mathias and you.
I don't have anything IN for you. I am an equal opportunity sniper. I leave no one left in my wake. I am the cute terror that skulks in the night. Under this sweet, disarming face is the heart of a killer. *tries to make an evil cackle but it comes out as a cute chortle somewhere down the hall you can hear Berwald asking him what's funny and Tino yelling: "I'm tryin' to be EVIL! It's my 'mwahahaha'!")
He said he wants to play now, but when I laughed at him, he threw a stuffed monster at me called me an evil tease. Then I told him you wanted to go shoot nerf guns in the yard and he said that would be good enough and that any time was fine.
... You bastard! *marches down the hall and bangs on the door*
EDUARD! I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to give him ammo! He twisted my words, and fake promised you SEX! He's a vile demon of temptation come from the pits of hell to rot your soul from the inside out with his demon seed! But we can get through this, join forces with me, take up your arms, and we will vanquish his influence with our Holy Foam Darts. But I can't do it alone, you must break free of his sex-net! Eduard! *dramatic pleading, trying not to snicker*
*grabs his nerf shotgun and opens the door, doing his best cheesy Bruce Campbell impression while cocking the weapon* Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Hail to the king, baby.
I'm with you on this one, Ti. Though I could say the same thing about you sometimes too. I say it's high time we gang up on these guys and show them just what they're in for.
"You may be bad, but it feels so good!" He chortled, cocking his hips with an evil shit eating grin.
"I'm amped for this! Can you tell I drank about three colas before replying to you? I'm still flying on the caffeine dragon!" He grinned. "I'll go set up the back yard!"
I'll gather up the war paint and proper apparel. I think we can take all three of them on by ourselves and still have time for a snack. What say you to this, minu vend?
And it's not centimeters, little Finnländer. It's METERS. Get it right. You must be spending too much time with the wikinger. Got you thinking small. What are you going after my goods for anyway? I didn't do anything wrong. You think I'M not relieved as hell that everything came back clear?
And Birdie showed me pictures of your arsenal. I know which one I want now. Get ready to have your socks rocked off because I'm going all IG-88 (that's a good reference to use, right Birdie?) on your crazy asses! I found his stash of costumes and face paint so you won't even see my whiter shade of pale coming after you all until it's too late.
Oh IT'S ON!!
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I aim for the weakest spot. It's a sniper thing.
I got Mads in on it, still convincing Berwald about how badly he wants to shoot at Mathias and you.
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Weakest spot? I beg to differ. Kesesesese....
And you guys still have it in for me, don't you? I'll let it slide if you get the giant in on this game too.
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See when Eduard wants to plaaay!
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EDUARD! I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to give him ammo! He twisted my words, and fake promised you SEX! He's a vile demon of temptation come from the pits of hell to rot your soul from the inside out with his demon seed! But we can get through this, join forces with me, take up your arms, and we will vanquish his influence with our Holy Foam Darts. But I can't do it alone, you must break free of his sex-net! Eduard! *dramatic pleading, trying not to snicker*
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I'm with you on this one, Ti. Though I could say the same thing about you sometimes too. I say it's high time we gang up on these guys and show them just what they're in for.
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"I'm amped for this! Can you tell I drank about three colas before replying to you? I'm still flying on the caffeine dragon!" He grinned. "I'll go set up the back yard!"
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