If I have to stay awake, I'm going to do crazy amounts of quizzes.

Sep 01, 2005 09:55

Bleh, I have to wait for a phone call, I've been up all night, and I want to sleep, darnit.

Sooo that means I'm going to go quiz crazy. Enjoy.

Teaser REMOVED for being TOO DAMN BIG and spamming my friends list.


English Genius

You scored 92% Beginner, 85% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 80% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 30% on Beginner

You scored higher than 8% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 77% on Advanced

You scored higher than 62% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

And no, I didn't cheat. I roxxor at grammEr, all evidAnSe tWo the contrEry.

More Emotional

You have:
62% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
77% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored well above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition.Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition.


Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.

Try my other test!
The 3 Variable Funny Test
It rules.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 32% on Scientific

You scored higher than 84% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

This one was particularly fun to take, as I couldn't readily see a way to skew it in a particular direction.

I took one named the 'Sexual Hell' test but I definitely saw that one as skew-able, and tried. Unfortunately I didn't reach the third (and worst) level of Hell, I only got to two. So I'm not posting it. Nyah. A big 'ol BOO to the first sorting quiz I saw there, too. Geez, let's see. 'Describe yourself: I am a) brave b) loyal c) smart d) (my own substituted answer) Slytherin' Gosh, could you BE more predictable?

And now, for the first incorrect test:

Your brain: 60% interpersonal, 60% visual, 180% verbal, and 100% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.

Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:

  1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
  2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
  3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on interpersonal

You scored higher than 30% on visual

You scored higher than 97% on verbal

You scored higher than 45% on mathematical

Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid

Mathematical my sainted arse.

Moving on.

(you thought I was kidding when I said A LOT of quizzes?) Now for another easy one: ... or not, as the blog code wasn't included. What a waste of time. Sort of like reading all the quizzes! I'd be posting a lot more but most of them are LAME. In fact, this is the last one, woo phone call.



Monk

You scored 80 Holy, 76 Tactful, 72 Natural, and 45 Arcane!
Awkward at low levels, an unstoppable juggernaught at high levels, you are the monk. I think an honest attempt was made to make the kind of monks you always see in those awesome movies from China, but really, they came up with something pretty weird here. You are so in tune with the natural harmonies of this world that you can destroy *anything*... sure, you can hit for subdual damage, but where's the fun in that? At the end of the battle the fighter wipes his sword clean of blood and resheaths it feeling pretty hard-core... until he looks over at you and sees you standing in a pile of maimed and unconscious bodies, completely unarmed, and entriely placid-faced... Fighter: "Well fought, Brother Learned Fist! Ha ha!" *said ill-at-ease* Monk: "There, in the trees... a baby morning dove just took it's first flight while I was disembowleing this ogre with my quivering-toenail... so beautiful... or did you not notice?" Your main function in the party is to keep things a little awkward for everyone else.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 94% on Godliness

You scored higher than 94% on Tact

You scored higher than 59% on Harmony

You scored higher than 47% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Couple things.

1) 'Your main function in the party is to keep things a little awkward for everyone else.' Bahahahahaha. So awesome.
2) Does the first guy in the line drawing look like Jerry Seinfeld to anyone else? (see #1, btw)
3) You scored higher than 94% on Godliness | You scored higher than 94% on Tact MAN OH MAN. Apparently women in their middle twenties are tactless pagans. Love it. (see #1)

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