I love being married...
Conversation just now on AIM:
Darsy: *something obscure about an Austen movie hubby watched while half-asleep seven years ago*
Hubby: :)
Darsy: lol you learned that move from 'how not to piss off your spouse when you have no freaking idea wtf she's talking about'
Hubby: *nods*
Darsy: that one was from the chapter entitled, 'Oh Shit, She's Onto Me, What Do I Do?'
Hubby: smile and nod
Hubby: that's all the book says about anything
Darsy: waste of money, then
Hubby: *nods*
Darsy: *flashes boobies*
Darsy: see, MY book is sexist and useless
I realized the other day while we were out at dinner that, when G and I met at that choir festival in high school and he asked me to the prom, it was the first time anyone had ever asked me out on a date.
That's right, folks. I married the first man to ask me out on a date. So I'm a floozy AND stupid, cause I didn't shop around or realize the 'first date' thing for at least 10 years. In all seriousness, though, that's... actually kind of awesome.
\o/
~Darsy
Darsy: *something obscure about an Austen movie hubby watched while half-asleep seven years ago*
Hubby: :)
Darsy: lol you learned that move from 'how not to piss off your spouse when you have no freaking idea wtf she's talking about'
Hubby: *nods*
Darsy: that one was from the chapter entitled, 'Oh Shit, She's Onto Me, What Do I Do?'
Hubby: smile and nod
Hubby: that's all the book says about anything
Darsy: waste of money, then
Hubby: *nods*
Darsy: *flashes boobies*
Darsy: see, MY book is sexist and useless
I realized the other day while we were out at dinner that, when G and I met at that choir festival in high school and he asked me to the prom, it was the first time anyone had ever asked me out on a date.
That's right, folks. I married the first man to ask me out on a date. So I'm a floozy AND stupid, cause I didn't shop around or realize the 'first date' thing for at least 10 years. In all seriousness, though, that's... actually kind of awesome.
\o/
~Darsy