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Ladies (and I) Love Cool James

Oct 12, 2004 08:13

Who, but me, could have been MORE excited about the pruh-mee-air last night of VH1 Behind the Music - LLCoolJ!?! I have been such a fan for so long, that it is about freakin' time the master of DefJam got his props ( Read more... )

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spencert October 12 2004, 08:39:43 UTC

I used to think LL ewas the hottest man ever. But then he got kind of over-the-top in his sexuality and it turned camp.

he's still a good looking man.

I am so excited about Man Hunt! I'm watching it tonight with matt and alice. You and Colby can come over, too, if you want. Bring Zima, if you do.

huh? darrent October 12 2004, 08:46:26 UTC

what are you TALKING about? It is impossible for him to go over the top... even the fact that he used to have lots of chest hair, and mysteriously does not any more is sexy!

thanks for the invite...I'll let you know....

Re: huh? yeswad October 12 2004, 08:50:18 UTC

mysteriously has no chest hair? hmm...that sound like a mystery.

come. over. the power of christ compells you.

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 08:50:58 UTC

I don't know. When he basically dry-humped a girl through his entire performance at one of the VMAs (on the floor, standing up, on a motorcycle, suspended in the air, in a tub...), I thought it was a bit much. Or maybe I was jealous of the girl...

Oh, you aren't going to come, so don't even front. You're still angry about me standing up your little Wherehouse party.

I'll buy my own Zima!

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 08:54:56 UTC

again, LL can do no wrong in my mind...and it he is NEVER campy...just divine, gorgeous, sexy, aaaahhhhh......

trust me, there was nothing "little" about my WH party. It was the LIVING END! Everyone who is anyone was there Everyone but you and your lame-ass friends...

tant pis.

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 09:09:10 UTC

Wow, you are ALL bad attitude. I'm GLAD I didn't go to your silly little fête with your crazy former coworkers, OK? I was TOTALLY content to sit at home watching straight softcore porn on HBO. Got it?

I think Pharell is hotter than LL.

Re: huh? angrytruffle October 12 2004, 09:11:18 UTC

oooh, I have to agree. I like Pharell as well. H-O-T

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 09:16:30 UTC

I can admit that Pharell is attractive...but doesn't he seem a bit weaselly?

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 09:19:27 UTC

Not a jot. How can you have no problem with the absurd lasciviousness of LL and then think Pharell is slimy? I think you've lost the plot!

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 09:28:34 UTC

No, I think Pharell would lose the plot... He just seems like a stoner that would fall asleep at all the wrong times, while LL would DEFINITELY keep it interesting.

And, if by lascivious you mean lewd, bawdy or lustful wantonness, then yes, please. I have NO problem with any of it

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 09:33:24 UTC

Like any good thing, it would get old if that's all there is to LL. And I think that's all there really is...

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 09:38:32 UTC

Why can't you just accept my love for LL? You can stop insulting him and our bond, and stop trying to convince me that Pharell is better.

I am seriously getting really worked up.

You are just being mean. I like discussions, but when I post something about my celebrity crushes, I expect comments, but also I expect a little respect!

geez! now you made my cry, and I said I'd never cry on TV again..well, you made me cry....wait, am I on TV? sometimes I forget I am not a celebrity in a strange reality show....

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 09:48:12 UTC

Wipe away that mascara, tammy Faye. LL is beautiful and I wish you much love and laughter in your beatific union. And I hope you like getting thrown around a lot!

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 10:37:15 UTC

yes please: throw me around LL.

Re: huh? darrent October 12 2004, 09:12:00 UTC

no...I don't mean to have a bad attitude...I was just hurt that you didn't show your rosy little face at my party... I waited all night...when I get sad, I get standoffish.

Fine, you can have Pharell and I will take LL. Be warned that Pharell seems sort of like a slimy pot smoker, and I think he might have bad teeth.

Re: huh? spencert October 12 2004, 09:21:58 UTC

Aw, gee. Now i feel bad. I WANTED to come. But I think it would have been too hard for me to see you selling yourself to old men for free liquor.

kidding! Kidding!

I think LL's over-the-top horniness betrays that he's overcompensating from something, if you know what I mean.

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