things i have learned while christmas shopping
1. As soon as you pull out of the parking lot at Target, you'll inevitably remember five other things you need to buy there.
2. The exact same thing will happen to you the very next day at Target. You will never learn.
3. The best time to hit the mall is NEVER.
4. The second best time is 9:00 in the morning when they first open, as the stupids and the crowds haven't shown up yet.
5. It helps to buy stuff for yourself as you shop for stuff for others. Especially new Converse.
6. Movie passes are universally a good gift.
7. There will always, always be a person in line in front of you returning 10 items and exchanging 10 more.
8. Patience is a virtue I do not possess.
9. Wii makes a controller shaped like a nunchuk. This is a very popular item.
10. If you run into your mom at the mall, you'll usually wind up at Sears buying fleece.
11. The best part of shopping? Being done with it.
2. The exact same thing will happen to you the very next day at Target. You will never learn.
3. The best time to hit the mall is NEVER.
4. The second best time is 9:00 in the morning when they first open, as the stupids and the crowds haven't shown up yet.
5. It helps to buy stuff for yourself as you shop for stuff for others. Especially new Converse.
6. Movie passes are universally a good gift.
7. There will always, always be a person in line in front of you returning 10 items and exchanging 10 more.
8. Patience is a virtue I do not possess.
9. Wii makes a controller shaped like a nunchuk. This is a very popular item.
10. If you run into your mom at the mall, you'll usually wind up at Sears buying fleece.
11. The best part of shopping? Being done with it.