interesting happenings at craigo's pizza within the last 40 min.
this has been a remarkably strange day at work, thus far.
- one woman flags me down in order to tell me that we need to put less cheese in the calzone, to prevent people from choking to death on them. i'm pretty sure she just needed to take smaller bites...
- a girl probably 16 years of age couldn't eat an 8 in pizza by herself after asking "i don't know, is it going to be too fattening?"
- a middle aged man with a hat labeled "vietnam vet" asks for two large pizzas one with pepperoni and one with canadian bacon, i punch this in, then he asks me what toppings he can get on the pies. this kinda threw me off considering he had already placed his order, he then asks for another two toppings for each of the pizzas, which causes me to have to change his order another 2 times due to change in price between the various pizza prices.
- i ask the gentleman for his name and he threateningly asks me "why" and i tell him "so that i can place it with the order" he tells me his name is charlie, which i can only assume he acquired as a pseudonym reflecting his antagonist in vietnam.
- and now a little girl's birthday card is meowing "happy birthday"
maybe a combination of all three.