hi.

[darnasaur]

so like i was driving and the arrow turned green to turn left, and i turned, and a biker was coming, and i didn't see him til he was under my car, he got up, and i broke his bike, and he asked for a ride home. then the cops pulled me over, and they asked us questions, and then they're like yeah we're gonna have to give him a ride home, cause he

Comments

[shoplift]

i bet that dude planned to get ran over by you. and RAPE YOU DOWN.

[darnasaur]

dude. what kind of cops don't give someone a ticket for running a guy over?

[shoplift]

the kind that wanna fuck yr brains out on the hood of their cruiser

[darnasaur]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH.

dude, fucking, i have the best luck in the world.

[onerainywish]

yeh i don't think you should drive anymore.

[darnasaur]

me either, but atleast ill be more cautious, maybe.

[attosecondlife]

i think i'm going to have to agree with onerainywish. yes, very much.

[darnasaur]

its not like i do this sort of thing all the time. but i promise jason, i won't be running anymore people over.

[ridgemont_high]

insane.

[darnasaur]

i hate driving.

[emoreject46]

wow thats werid
but thats cool
that they didnt give you
a ticket ;)

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