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So I haven't really been updating. Not that it matters. Because BRITNIZZLE deleted me as a friend and now life just seems pointless. So today I tried making a Breakfast Club Club at the cafeteria. The captain crunch, corn chips, and bread were all there. But the Pixie Stix were NOT! So I used Equal but decided not to try it because I could feel my insides decomposing just squishing the sandwhich on the table. I ended up not paying for it anyways. They DID have pistachio ice cream today and that's pretty much all I ate. Went to 7th period, skipped 8th period study because I did my homework in 4th period study, and went to the club. I decided to do some laps in the pool before I gave tennis lessons.
And then...
In the pool, doing laps...
Was a god
by the name of
Matthew Watson.
Crikies that kid is HOTT. I want to have his babies. His hotness would completely overpower my ugliness and make my kids the most POPULAR PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. Because that's really all that matter, isn't it? So I talked to him which was really exciting. Then we were playing around the pool and I raced him in laps and he beat me first but I schooled him the last 2 times. I was having a lot of fun until I realized I had 5 minutes to get to my tennis lesson or the girl's mom would deduct my payment because I'm payed by the hour. The girl I'm coaching is really bad. She wears make-up and all this jewelry to lessons and it makes me wanna scream. I tell her over and over again to take it off and when I'm done yelling at her there's this huge pile of bracelets and necklaces and cotton balls with washed-off make-up on it. But after HER lesson the cutest little girl came in for her first lesson today. Her name is... get this... FLANNERY!!! I think I had a teensy orgasm when we started playing. She had to use a regular racket because she didn't have hers and it goes up to her waist. She LOOOOVES me. I LOOOOVE her. And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz.
KID.
I couldn't resist.
BRITTANY! ADD ME BACK!!!! I MISS YOU LIKE WHOA!!! Don't make me roam the dangerous journals of psychos!
Fine. I will just have to look elsewhere. But always be connected to you. This person Hirshi looks really cool. So does yourkonstantine , and furthernorth88 . THEY are my new best friends even though I haven't spoken to them yet.
humph.