britnizzle is so hot. I know I look stalkerish, especially considering that she's my only LJ bud, but I have nothing better to do when I'm on the internet.
Anywho, guess what Jamie did yesterday!!!
She took all her hottest friends down to New York City because her dad gave her a day's worth of limo-service for her birthday. No, I'm not spoiled. All I got for my birthday was the car, the money, to pony, the Cap house, the Aspen house, another pony, some money, a yacht, a personal assistant, a diamond encrusted iPod....
Haha anyways, Lyndy, Ryan, Aimee, Drew, and Aimee's cousin Zach came with me to NYC. IT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!! Spent some birthday money on 5th Ave., and basically watched Zach pay for the 283479023485047569023475920384725 meals we had because he wanted us to think he was cool. He lives in Greenwich. He's cool already. Mainly because he lives down the street from FIDDY CENT. But we forgot the fact that the Republican Convention was today, and there was that huge protest parade thing with the democrats. There were lots of barricades, and we had to get down to Union Square, so we hopped on the wave of the democrats. It was really cool. We met a lot of lesbians. They weren't really HOT HOT, but Drew got a boner anyways. He hid it with a sign. Anyways, I was wearing this jean skirt and it had a rainbow ribbon belt and this girl that was wearing a quilt for a skirt slapped a rainbow sticker on my ass. Zach kept looking at my butt because it had words on it, and he didn't even tell me I had a sticker of my ASS. Bastard. But neither Lyndy for Aimee could get it off, so Ryan gave me his dress shirt to tye around my waist. Yes, Ryan had a t-shirt on under it. If only he didn't... I looked like a real radical. It was practically 90 degress so we just hopped on the crowd around 15 blocks before Union and walked through this cool china store. Then we ended up at this AWESOME brand new mall and all the girls got awesome makeup from Face and got some for Drew too because he needs to accentuate his feminine side a little more. We also went into the place on the street that sold extra wide ladie's shoes and all the guys tried stiletto's on. It really turned me on. But we went to Nike town and I finally got some new Shox because my old ones were torn like whoa. And we saw Hatton there buying like $23847910923847 worth of stuff because he's trying to be ghetto. Then we got a light-up frisbee at EMS and played in Central Park in the dark for hours. It was awesome. There was this roller disco thing at the Park too, and all these old men were dancing/blading with the younger women. It was kinda weird. Then we saw a late broadway show of Wicked. HOLY SHIT, that is just so good. GOD. Then we went home. It was just so fun. We got kind of early, like 11:00 pm, so we (Ryan and I, everyone else had to get home) hung out at the beach for a while. No, I didn't get high this time either. Yes, I did have fun doing other stuff. *cough*Ryan*cough*. Whoa, I just realized I said I did Ryan. I DID NOT. I am still a virgin, thank you. All and all, it was one of the best days of the summer. And I wish all of you guys were there.
Okay I lied. All of you make me sick.