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[darlingsdeath]

yeah this was lame, but Kara makes me smile. :)

Martini 0live1: haha they sound like atreyu....if atreyu were from Glassboro and sucked my butthole :-)
ohshewaseverso: hahahaha
ohshewaseverso: Atreyu does suck your butthole.. when was your last appointment?
Martini 0live1: way back when, those bastards are slacking
ohshewaseverso: What the hell? I thought you had them on speed dial?
Martini 0live1: whatev. They blocked my number
ohshewaseverso: Yeah, well you were late on your last few payments.. but remember.. THE FIRST IS ALWAYS ON THE HOUSE!
Martini 0live1: omg Im gonna kill myself, it's soooooo long and monotonous
ohshewaseverso: The..song..? or.. the butthole sucking..?
Martini 0live1: both
Martini 0live1: but the song more
ohshewaseverso: its okay, hold it all in.
ohshewaseverso: ..dirty minds..
ohshewaseverso: Do you think I can get one on the house, and say Kara referred me?
Martini 0live1: my hands smell funny
ohshewaseverso: ..i think I might know why..
Martini 0live1: handling all that ass
Martini 0live1: it gets dirty
ohshewaseverso: at least your were wearing gloves.. you were wearing gloves, right?