Would you look at that? There's apparently an official Naruto high school AU and it doesn't look all that bad.
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But it does look like the people responsible for it smoked the good crack (probably the same crack One Piece people smoke. babysitting Zoro = endless fun).
Orochimaru and Kabuto- No, sorry, I mean Maruko and Kabuko pretend to be transfer students in order to seduce Sasuke to another school (so they say, but with them you never know).
from
kaikouken's
post Now we know that Kabuto shaves his legs and Orochimaru doesn't.
There are no words to describe my feelings, but I think they're somewhere between "oh god, why" and "awesome idea" while I laugh like a demented hyena.