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AHHHHHHH!!! post worthy weekend.
so, i go chill at jesse necula?'s house with my girl kaylee. i'm not completely coherent, and we're talking about breasts and sex with a friend of her brother(coy), brad, who happens to be a rather large man and aaron saunberg. we're in the middle of our segment on "first times" when a "solider" (also known as a slut) goes flying into the sliding glass door, a very large, drunk naked man, fresh off a slip n' slide, has thrown her into. another solider runs in the house retrieves a spatula and a serrated bread knife, and threatens to kill him. brad jumps up and throws that solider into a stone fire place, she gets up with a broken arm. then the large wet drunk man, daniel, starts taking out his naked rage on poor little jesse, who has already smashed a window and thrown the t.v.. daniel gets him in corner and start wailing on him, the sliding-glass-window solider throws a glass air freshener at him and smashes his nose with a glass figurine. brad and coy finally break them up. jesse has blood all over his face and running down his chest, as does the large naked man, daniel. coy is splattered with blood, aaron has it on his hands, kaylee, on her foot and me on my arms. aaron tells kaylee and i to leave so we grab nicole's (coy's fiance) keys and start running out of the house, on our way out we step over a guy who's been passed out for the past 2 hours and all through the fight who's now stretching and yawning, i yell, "great time to wake up asshole" and we get in the car. kaylee can't figure out how to get it in reverse and as soon as she does, we see coy running to the car in his boxers (he was also playing naked/half naked slip ' slide) his clothes in hand and nicole's right after him, they dive in, and as we pull out we pass 3 cop cars a col-de-sac away and one passes us out on coachline. i about pissed myself. we go to nicole's and coy's, drink more and meet aaron and jesse at waffle house where i enjoy my first ever, waffle house waffle.
that waffle was fucking tasty.
so, i go chill at jesse necula?'s house with my girl kaylee. i'm not completely coherent, and we're talking about breasts and sex with a friend of her brother(coy), brad, who happens to be a rather large man and aaron saunberg. we're in the middle of our segment on "first times" when a "solider" (also known as a slut) goes flying into the sliding glass door, a very large, drunk naked man, fresh off a slip n' slide, has thrown her into. another solider runs in the house retrieves a spatula and a serrated bread knife, and threatens to kill him. brad jumps up and throws that solider into a stone fire place, she gets up with a broken arm. then the large wet drunk man, daniel, starts taking out his naked rage on poor little jesse, who has already smashed a window and thrown the t.v.. daniel gets him in corner and start wailing on him, the sliding-glass-window solider throws a glass air freshener at him and smashes his nose with a glass figurine. brad and coy finally break them up. jesse has blood all over his face and running down his chest, as does the large naked man, daniel. coy is splattered with blood, aaron has it on his hands, kaylee, on her foot and me on my arms. aaron tells kaylee and i to leave so we grab nicole's (coy's fiance) keys and start running out of the house, on our way out we step over a guy who's been passed out for the past 2 hours and all through the fight who's now stretching and yawning, i yell, "great time to wake up asshole" and we get in the car. kaylee can't figure out how to get it in reverse and as soon as she does, we see coy running to the car in his boxers (he was also playing naked/half naked slip ' slide) his clothes in hand and nicole's right after him, they dive in, and as we pull out we pass 3 cop cars a col-de-sac away and one passes us out on coachline. i about pissed myself. we go to nicole's and coy's, drink more and meet aaron and jesse at waffle house where i enjoy my first ever, waffle house waffle.
that waffle was fucking tasty.