The Conway Legacy - 1.3
Last time:
Billy still sucked as a parent.
Blake grew up and became a child.
There was a lot of toddler spam.
Blake: Eww! Why am I picking this up?
*drops*
Alright, what has Annie been eating?
I have concluded that Blake is a sweet child. This proves my point.
Proving my point again.
Mary: Child, you stink.
But she's soooo cute.
Mary's constant wishes for 'play in park for tips' was getting on my nerves, so she get's what she wants.
Blake shows up to support his mama.
Now old Jon Lesson thinks Mary is worthy of some monies.
While at the park, Blake meets this, I mean her. She's part of the Newbie clan.
Right away, he tries to mooch some monies from her.
Being a complete idiot, she agrees. She only gave him 10 simoleons.
I think this is one of the most beautiful paintings.
You'd think she'd know that she can't afford things like this...
Uh Oh. You know what that crossed eyed look means.....
BABY!
Mary: Get a grip - you're not the one pushing a kid out of your vagina.
Billy never changes. Ever.
It's a boy! Evan. He is Artistic (nooo! not another painter!) and has Commitment Issues.
He likes kids music, Peanut butter + Jelly, and Violet.
He's only home two minutes and is already causing trouble.
Billy: Ew, someone should really clean this toilet.
Yes, Billy. SOMEONE REALLY SHOULD CLEAN IT. *YOUYOUYOU*
Billy: *legasp* I don't clean!
Yawn.
Billy: I like you. You are my favourite.
Whaaaaat? You get more than enough attention from her, Blake. Stop being an attention whore.
Birthday time!
She's so adorable blowing out her candles.
As you can see, she's so happy and enthused to be a child. She got the 'childish' trait.
Here she is post makeover. Bit of a mad expression.
Billy: Hey, what do you say I teach you how to paint? This is boring...
Annie: No way, I'm winning!
Oh no. Please, no.
More birthdays. Time for Evan to reach toddlerhood.
Wait..what?
Brown eyes and blonde hair? Am I missing something here - where did they come from? Anyone want to explain how genetics work in TS3 because I don't have a fucking clue.
Fucked up genes aside, he IS cute.
Evan really is Billy's favourite.
Uh, is it just me or is Annie a little cross-eyed?
I really don't think it's just me.
Annie: Oh I dream of a time where I can have three types of fish to look after...and the eat them. If only...
Evan: I DON'T LIKE BEING STINKY! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Glitch is back!
Blake and Annie get on well. Annie is a bit weird and so is Blake. At least they have each other.
Billy: He is allowed to cry because he is my favourite.
Annie: Man, this is so awesome. I don't know any other kid who gets cake for breakfast.
Mary finds time to improve her guitar skillz.
They are quite cute on the bus together. You can tell they are related.
I think I'm about to die from the cuteness that is little Evan.
Mary is the object of all of Billy's still life paintings. She is his muse.
NO. I said it before, NO. No. More. Children.
Why go to your friends house to do homework? Lame. Have some fun, kid!
She took my advice and baked a muffin...made of charcoal...
Somehow Blake got pudgy again, so out comes the purple athletic wear again.
Mary: OMG, this is disgusting. Help :|
Ha. And she wants more kids. Ha. Ha.
It's someone's birthday!
And then....
THIS HAPPENED.
Blake: It's not gonna stop me from SPARKLING! :D :D
Mary: HOLY FUCKING CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! FIRE, FIRE!!
Mary: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Meanwhile, inside Blake has entered teenhood - he got the 'Bookworm' trait. Also, nice eyebrows, kid.
He is now Bookwork, Hot-Headed, Mooch + Over-Emotional.
Outside, well...
*time for breakdown*
What a fucking drama queen.
So, Blake is left to battle the flames now that his useless mother has passed out. Oh, where is Billy you ask? Well...
He is at the Library of course. Chilling out. Totally oblivious of the chaos taking place back at home.
Thank god for Blake, honestly. The rest of them are useless.
Oh...the carpet. Oh dear..
Look who's alive.
The fire has brought out her bitchy side again as she mocks Blake's appearance. Way to scar your child for life.
And I hadn't had time to give him a makeover before she went all 'bitch' on him, dammit.
Better? No...I didn't think so..
Until next time. :)
