The Conway Legacy - 1.0
Welcome to my legacy. So glad you're here.
Meet Mary Conway.
Traits: Clumsy, Coward, Family Oriented, Inappropriate, Unlucky.
Favourites: Pop, Stu Surprise, Purple.
What a beautiful sight. This is how you know you've started a legacy.
I have to admit, I am glad Mary seems to appreciate what worldly possessions she has. I don't want any bratty tantrums - at least not yet.
Since her LTW is to Become A Rockstar she gets a job right away. We may as well start soon, plus I don't really like lawn living.
Afterwards, I sent her packing to the Wright Reading Room in hopes of finding her some buddies or a hubby. She doesn't approve as you can see.
Robert: Eugh. She stinks of fishpond.*
Mary: I think we could be great friends...
Social Skills. You have none. No offense meant toward people who do interact this way.I am also slightly alarmed by Robert - he looks like he's trying to attack Mary or something.
She then gets talking to Vidam. (Who I found to be really dull)
Mary: *fake smiles + nervous laughter*
Mary: People in this town are so boring.
I knoooow! I'm sorry bb. D:
After a few sim hours and me starting to tear my hair out, she meets Billy Caspian who has people issues. Aw.
Billy: You. You are like a work of art.
I sculpt her myself!
Mary: So...are you single? Married? Gay?
He was indeed single.
Her motives were dropping so it was time to say goodnight to Billy.
D: I feel a bit bad for her having to sleep on her lawn without walls or a roof...when she's afraid of the dark.
Mary: I REALLY NEED TO PEE, SOMEONE HELP ME.
Yes, I have Mary use the toilet at the gym since she's so damn poor. Why waste money when she can use what's on offer for free?
The next morning, the first thing she does is stalk phone Billy. Sweet. Sort of.
Being inappropriate, also means Mary can be a bit bitchy. Old Nellie is her target, but Ruby is not impressed.
Ruby: Who is this and why is she talking to me?
Ruby grunts and makes odd faces at Mary like some sort of animal...but the point of this picture is to say: I see you there BILLY.
Mary goes a bit Bipolar on him and starts abusing him. Billy, naturally, is confused.
Then she tells him what she'd like to do to him If they were stranded on a deserted island. The Broke's really sure know how to kill a moment.
OH YEAH, THATS REAL SUBTLE. I see you there.
PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION.
Nice to see Robert Newbie is enjoying the show.
Sadly they are interrupted as Mary has to go to work. Finally we can get some money + hopefully build a bloody house!
Mary: I did not approve of my first day at work. Bah!
Billy seems to be everywhere....
Jon Lesson does not approve of Mary's flirting.
Mary: Uhm, Billy. You are kind of crushing my hand.
Awwwww. First kiss. Mary really wanted to kiss him, bless her.
She then asks him to be her boyfriend. He accepts.
Billy: Ugh. Too. Heavy. Going. To. Drop. Her.
Yet again, their little love session is interrupted by Mary's work.
Billy: I have a girlfriend wooohooo!
I think we'll leave the 'Woo-Hooing' til later.
The next morning the little paper girl does not approve of Mary. Probably because she's living on her lawn.
Mary: I can't believe I'm being hated on by a papergirl in my own home. D:
Papergirl: I'm so fucking appalled by the people in this neighbourhood!
Mary goes to see Billy who impales himself through his door. That has GOT to hurt.
Billy's house is scary apparently.
Billy: WTF are you doing, woman?
....and she drops the box. Fail.
All you got to do is say 'yes' and that rock is yours, darling.
I don't like that look, Billy...
Reject! My poor little Mary. :( :(
He still has the cheek to flirt with her! Billy you have no shame!
Anyway, I let them do whatever the hell they wanted. I let Mary decide If she still wanted him, and apparently she does.
So, let's try again.
Yes. That's the reaction I want to see. Jumping for joy a bit like a girl.
Trying to be artistic...
Hugs all round!
Then Mary asks him to move in. He accepts. Maybe he's not aware that she is living on her lawn.
YO. Billy, I've never loved you more!
Oh. You're repulsive.
Now it's time to put my awful building skills to the test.
NOW IN MY DEFENSE - I CANNOT BUILD. I'm sure you'll get a giggle though.
Here is how the house looks. I ran out of money, thus the upstairs is totally out of bounds.
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Time for a wedding! Yeah, Billy had a day off so I decided to get them hitched.
You know, nothing KILLS the mood of a wedding like a grown man screaming like someone is killing him. In other words, what I'm trying to say is: STFU Buck Broke!
Some wedding spam.
There's always someone at a wedding pissed off about NOT being the bride.
Billy tries to whisper sweet nothings in Mary's ear, but once again, Buck Broke ruins the moment. He should be put on a leash.
Work interrupts the wedding party. Ha ha ha ha.
You can stop with the stupid faces + confetti throwing now.
Turns out, Billy is allergic to his guests.
Billy gets down on it while his wife is working. Nice moves, Billy.
Okay, since the sun is setting I'm not guessing these guys are stuck on a wedding loop. I wonder If they'll be here next generation.
Her party was epic without her even being there.
Back at home, Mary keeps giving me sorrowful looks due to the fact she missed half her wedding.
Guitar playing and skill building cheers her up though.
Mary is ever so suspicious of that chair.
Billy: Sexytimes?
Mary: Sexytime, oh yes.
Time to make some babies I think.
SCORE!
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter.
*fishpond is a funny little thing my mum and I say basically meaning...smelly. :)
