009: Fainting

[darlingbudsof]

I don't like it at all. You go all cold. And you fall forwards, not backwards. So when those damsels-in-distress types swoon in all the old Muggle films and fall into the hero's arms instead of onto their faces, you know that they're faking it.

Zacharias, thank you for carrying me to the hospital wing. Even though Andrew said you complained about

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[wiseoldking]

So did the troll knock you out in glorious and fearsome battle, or were the four hours without food too much for your delicate constitution to handle.

[darlingbudsof]

It was partially the lack of food, but I had caught something as well. I did not go near the troll.

[wiseoldking]

Please don't come to class. Nothing personal, I just don't want your germs.

[darlingbudsof]

I do not sit near you as it is. And don't think I will want to, ever. Madam Pomfrey thinks that I am fit to leave the hospital wing.

[wiseoldking]

Pomfrey is a fraud. Germs travel, Chang.

[darlingbudsof]

I do know that much. But she says that I am not contagious and I don't sit anywhere near you as it is. Incidentally, she is not a fraud. That's Professor Trelawney. And the Carrow who teaches Muggle Studies.