Sep 09, 2005 19:23
I got this from linden_tree - soooooooo funny. And so true!!
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Are you dating a psych major?
9) You awake in the middle of the night to a tape repeating, 'This
time it's true love... This time it's true love...'
8) You get an electric shock every time you leave the toilet seat up.
7) Everything he/she says sounds interesting but has no practical value.
6) A trip to any fast food joint always results in ketchup-and-napkin
Rorschach tests.
5) After you fall down the stairs, he/she asks 'How does that make you
feel?'
4) Instead of a goodnight kiss, he/she leaves you with, 'Looks like our time's
about up'.
3) Win one lousy game of Nintendo and suddenly you're a manic bipolar
schizophrenic with latent passive/aggressive tendencies.
2) During arguments calmly says, 'What I hear is that you can't stand
my overly rational, Spock-like approach, and that you feel I should
have the stick extracted from my ass. Is that correct?'
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Psychology Major...
1) You're rewarded with a peanut every time you correctly hit their G
spot.