Don't get in the way of my HIGH BEAMZ takin' up yer friends page!
I got yer big bang right here, baby! I'm GODzilla!
GGGSSSSSHHHHHH GSH GSH GGSHHHHHH! Pew pew pew!
Garage rock drinking tonight with Tony, sex expo extravaganza tomorrow!
Ps. Here are some Knife Party band photos I did last week!
Gayest band in hardcore. Starring Jordan Darbishire as Jennifer, Ryan Gerbino as Skippy, David Kellogg as Mallory... and Chris Ludgate as Uncle JeanShorts (he was a seldom seen character on Family Ties).
First we went to the moon! It was a long trip but the view was killer.
Then we went to the beach. Ryan got sunburned pretty badly but he didn't notice because he couldn't take his eyes off of Jordy's plum asscheeks.
A big wave came and the boys playfully tossed Dave right in! He got soaked right down to his spats, but everyone had a good chuckle.
OUTTAKES IN SUPER 2-D!
Dave reminds me of Gollum here!
Ryan's secret hidden talent is sucking two dicks while clearing some air.
A big high five all around! Good day guys, now hug it out.
I've looked at these pictures a billion times by now, but that last gif still cracks me right the fuck up. Like, ROFLMAO-style crack up.