PBRICK'N'BRAUZEN LAUNCH PARTY!
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welcome to the Pbrick'n'brauzen launch party!
here you will find garbled-faced hicks, innocent girls and whiskey-chuggin' pricks!
jordan says "fuck you!" that boy is just a rebel without a cause, he is!
"I'mma eat this chip, BITCH."
oh SNAPPPP!
"come on! just have one sip of my whiskey..." He did this to EVERY single person.
handsome boys drink Pbrick'n'brauzen.
ONE SIP!
"Now for my NEXT trick..." Get in my belly, you beers.
wrestlemania IXXVIXICCCCXXX
model citizens.
TACKLE.
jordan hates parties, kittens and sunshine.
matty's cookin' up some homemade poutine!
pitcher and ling-ling agree that it is Poutine-o-clock.
shit yeah!
Our band, The Dicks. Laureen and I are the back-up singers. Cheri is the real star, is unanimous.
we outta meat, soooo...
VOGUE.
as always, this face signifies the end of the party.
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Books I'm currently reading:
"Lolita" (still!) by Vladimir Nabokov
"Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach
"The Smart Girls Guide to Porn" by Violet Blue.
I'll let you guys know what I think the Ms. Blue's book when I'm done with it... approve or disapprove. It's been my bathroom reading material. So far she seems to be doing a pretty good job of explaining the many different uses for porn, and convincing the reader (presumably a "smart girl") that porn is not evil, degrading or threatening to women. Pretty sure I'm going to love this book, being an enormous porn lover/connoisseur. But we'll see! I'm only a few pages in so far.
Bored? Read about some horrible diseases!
I'm particularily intrigued by Necrotizing Fasciitis.