i'm an astrology dweeb, sorry.
Are you ready, Freddy? 'Cause it's about ta gets NERDY:
Check this out:
"Sagittarius and Sagittarius Ascendant: This Venus Retrograde cycle mostly occurs in your fifth house of romance, pleasure, speculation, and children. Because the cycle directly affects your sector of romance and speculation, you should be especially wary of jumping into arguments with a lover and taking risks with gambling. You may feel you are on shaky ground in the romance department. You don't need to share all your feelings with a lover right now, and you shouldn't jump to conclusions if your lover needs a little space either. It can be hard to derive satisfaction from your romantic and creative activities for the time being. Friendships and working relationships are Venus-ruled in your chart, and special care should be exercised in these areas of life. Be patient if these matters fail to satisfy you for the time being"
Venus is retrograding in my fifth house of romance/pleasure/speculation. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, PEOPLE.
Fucking ass-backwards Venus, bitch.
Check this out:
"Sagittarius and Sagittarius Ascendant: This Venus Retrograde cycle mostly occurs in your fifth house of romance, pleasure, speculation, and children. Because the cycle directly affects your sector of romance and speculation, you should be especially wary of jumping into arguments with a lover and taking risks with gambling. You may feel you are on shaky ground in the romance department. You don't need to share all your feelings with a lover right now, and you shouldn't jump to conclusions if your lover needs a little space either. It can be hard to derive satisfaction from your romantic and creative activities for the time being. Friendships and working relationships are Venus-ruled in your chart, and special care should be exercised in these areas of life. Be patient if these matters fail to satisfy you for the time being"
Venus is retrograding in my fifth house of romance/pleasure/speculation. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, PEOPLE.
Fucking ass-backwards Venus, bitch.