warning: i'm drunk.
Firstly: People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.
Secondly: Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.
01. Make a list of 5 things you can see:
- Glass full of vodka water, my glasses, half-opened pack of printer ink that is unusable, fake flowers, streetlights.
02. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
- you know what? I'm not going to be a doosh and say "no". I would get my boobs lifted. And possibly filled out a little better, just at the bottom. I've also thought about getting the bulbous parts of my nose shaved. Obviously I'll probably never do that, but it's one of those insecurity things that all people go through. I'd also get the fat in my upper arms sucked out because that shit sucks and is hard to get rid of.
03. Is there anything in your fridge right now that you would never eat/drink?
- no. maybe like... moldy strawberries?
04. What's your occupation?
- uh... town drunk, currently. I have no occupation at the moment. I am recently out of my job as an adult store manager, and only a sometimes freelance photographer... working on building/beginning my career as a tattoo artist.
05. Do you nap a lot?
- nope, not really. I sleep when I have to.
06. What was your first celebrity crush?
- the very first? I think probably Jonathan Brandis. Hoooo boy I loved that kid.
07. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
- I don't really get like, crazy obsessed with things. I guess just uh... Gossip Girl (SHUT UP), any music that Dan Auerbach puts out, i don't know. mostly just music stuff. oh and for some reason I have this obsession with acquiring every Tubes record on vinyl. I've got three so far. okay no, it's not really an obsession. just a mild afterthought.
08. What was the last thing you ate today?
- Mrs. Vickie's sea salt + malt vinegar chips. And vodka. with lemon. lemon's healthy!
09. What was the last text message you received?
- oh fuck i don't know, my phone is like, ten feet away and i'm too preoccupied to get up and check.
10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
- the basics. this, my email, fb, myspace, ummm... a couple of blogs that i read (most recently hooked on jemina from be your own pet's blog), tumblr, twitter, lately i've been into ryan mcginley's photography site.
11. What was the last thing you bought?
- sour puss.
12. what are you listening to right now?
- junior fucking kimbrough. just amazing.
13. Do you think the Jonas Brothers are virgins?
- who cares? haha. maybe.
14. What is your zodiac sign?
- sagittarius.
15. Do you use Wikipedia to look stuff up?
- all the time! i love to look up bodily functions. like sneezing and coughing. and puking! i just like knowing how bodies work and what causes them to do certain things. i also love looking up historical stuff. like recently i was reading up about slavery and the underground railroad.
16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
- i play a lot of instruments, most i am mediocre at. i play bass very well. that's my strongpoint. i've played for going on 13 years. i play guitar pretty well when i'm in the mood. i can do basic shit on drums. i can kind of play piano. and i play a mean tambourine. ;)
17. Do you have any siblings?
- one bro.
18. Watchmen or The Dark Knight?
- I have been a pretty huge Batman fan my whole life. So I obviously was stoked on the Dark Knight. They couldn't have done a better job with it. I was very happy. Dying to see the Watchmen though - I think it looks great.
19. What are your plans for next weekend?
- checking out apartments in Hamilton, partying with Val, partying with all my friends at Amy's for me and Dave's "going away party" thing that she's hosting.
20. Say something to the person who tagged you:
- hi! hahahaha.
i tag:
your mom.
seriously. what has she done for me lately?