your daily fill
I have literally done nothing. All day long. Nothing.
Cool, first week of unemployment has been mondo productive. Wait, it's Opposite Day, right?
Last night Jeff, Holly, Ryan and Jeremy came over for Movie Night From Hell part two. A bunch of people, like Michelle, Trish, Nikki and Ashley, cancelled, which kind of sucked, but it was still awesome.
The line-up this month was an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, two episodes of Wonder Showzen (funniest show on earth), and our main feature was "She-Devils on Wheels." So bad. So, so bad. Even for me. But it was great! I'm inspired to start a bike gang once I move to Hamilton. I bet Val and Nat would join. We'll ride bicycles instead of motorcycles, because we don't own motorcycles, but we'll still be so badass that NO ONE will want to mess with us! Grr! *putt putt*
The last thing you'll see before you die will be our back wheels kickin' up dust in your eyes!
We had a picture of Rachel Rotten's face covered in jizz on the computer screen as our mascot for the night. Because... well... we're all perverts like that. Speaking of which, Jeremy loaded a bunch of porn pics and a Rachel Rotten scene from Teen Try-Outs onto my computer for me. Woo hoo, free porn! That's gonna be harder to get these days, seeing as how I don't manage a porn store anymore. Not that it's a big deal because I still have probably at least 35 porn dvds I haven't even watched yet.
Literally the second everyone left, I pounced on Dave and we fucked for an hour and a half. And it was good. I mean goooood. Still on this horny, "I can't get enough" kick. I like it, I think. It's painful sometimes, but I like it. It's familiar.
I feel like punching a certain friend of mine in the face. But, then again, I feel like punching her in the face on a weekly basis. Even daily, sometimes. I hate the term "frenemies" but it kind of applies in this case. Ugh. :/
She just irritates me so much, just stupid small stuff. And I know she irritates a lot of other people that we know but no one will say anything, and neither will I because... I just don't care enough.
Filed my claim today with the Ministry of Labour, against my old work. Hopefully it won't take too long. I'm still going to contact head office and see if they'll settle with me on my three weeks severance that I'm looking for. If they will, I'll cancel the claim. If not, FUCK THEM, I GOTS THE GOV'NT ON MY SIIIDDDE. Assholes.
Also, I am now on Tumblr
and I've been updating Twitter again recently. I even added an application for my Blackberry.
Oh god, the internet is swallowing me whole.
(much like I did to your dad last night)
PEEEEEEACE!
Cool, first week of unemployment has been mondo productive. Wait, it's Opposite Day, right?
Last night Jeff, Holly, Ryan and Jeremy came over for Movie Night From Hell part two. A bunch of people, like Michelle, Trish, Nikki and Ashley, cancelled, which kind of sucked, but it was still awesome.
The line-up this month was an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, two episodes of Wonder Showzen (funniest show on earth), and our main feature was "She-Devils on Wheels." So bad. So, so bad. Even for me. But it was great! I'm inspired to start a bike gang once I move to Hamilton. I bet Val and Nat would join. We'll ride bicycles instead of motorcycles, because we don't own motorcycles, but we'll still be so badass that NO ONE will want to mess with us! Grr! *putt putt*
The last thing you'll see before you die will be our back wheels kickin' up dust in your eyes!
We had a picture of Rachel Rotten's face covered in jizz on the computer screen as our mascot for the night. Because... well... we're all perverts like that. Speaking of which, Jeremy loaded a bunch of porn pics and a Rachel Rotten scene from Teen Try-Outs onto my computer for me. Woo hoo, free porn! That's gonna be harder to get these days, seeing as how I don't manage a porn store anymore. Not that it's a big deal because I still have probably at least 35 porn dvds I haven't even watched yet.
Literally the second everyone left, I pounced on Dave and we fucked for an hour and a half. And it was good. I mean goooood. Still on this horny, "I can't get enough" kick. I like it, I think. It's painful sometimes, but I like it. It's familiar.
I feel like punching a certain friend of mine in the face. But, then again, I feel like punching her in the face on a weekly basis. Even daily, sometimes. I hate the term "frenemies" but it kind of applies in this case. Ugh. :/
She just irritates me so much, just stupid small stuff. And I know she irritates a lot of other people that we know but no one will say anything, and neither will I because... I just don't care enough.
Filed my claim today with the Ministry of Labour, against my old work. Hopefully it won't take too long. I'm still going to contact head office and see if they'll settle with me on my three weeks severance that I'm looking for. If they will, I'll cancel the claim. If not, FUCK THEM, I GOTS THE GOV'NT ON MY SIIIDDDE. Assholes.
Also, I am now on Tumblr
and I've been updating Twitter again recently. I even added an application for my Blackberry.
Oh god, the internet is swallowing me whole.
(much like I did to your dad last night)
PEEEEEEACE!