The Neveu Legacy Generation 1.2
So we left off with James making another TV dinner. Luckily he didn't set the oven on fire this time. And I decided to try the matchmaker again.
$5000 and this is what I get?! Next please!
Another $5000 and I get this. I believe her name is Angela... maybe? I don't remember. Lets just call her Fug. Yeah Fug will do.
But Fug's the first woman to like James. And they have two bolts.
I was not thrilled. Anyways the date ended decently.
The next day James brought her home with him from work. I thought maybe we could work with this.
Too bad she didn't like him.
She's turned on by fat people.
So I had James call Fug over. I was getting a bit desperate. We need to move on with the baby making, and apparently he thinks she's hot stuff.
She gave him a back rub.
...And they cuddled on the couch.
And then I had James tell her to leave because this just wasn't working for me.
Apparently the cheap ass painting I bought for him makes him dry heave.
I had him freestyle while he waited for his car-pool the next morning. Oh, and I got him a new job that actually pertains to his life time want.
And then when he got home he bitched about how he couldn't get the mail because there was an ambulance in the way.
I took him downtown in search of a baby mama. Found her. Her name was something like La Shawn?... yeah... 'cuz thats not stereotyping. Anyways, I thought she might be cute without all that make-up but they only had one bolt. And OH SHIT! Is that Fug I spot in the background?
No. Its actually a different townie. Named Pamela. Needless to say, he wasn't allowed to socialize with her.
Recognize her?
It's the bitch that left flaming shit on his door step.
Apparently she works at Rodney's Hideout.
But then...
I found her. She's quite pretty. Her name's Zoe. They hit it off and have two bolts.
Looks like someone's not too thrilled about James' presence.
Get over it bitch.
I took him home and had him use the re-enigizer so he could invite Zoe over without passing out and pissing himself.
Zoe thinks he's hot stuff.
Anyone else think Zoe looks completely uninterested?
Anyways, the whole encounter ended well.
Primping the next day after work.
Anyways, I had him change out of his hideous work clothes and ask Zoe out on a date.
When Zoe got there, they talked about Fug. Apparently Zoe thinks she's hot stuff.
He rolled the want to slow dance with her and when he tried to dance close she was all "DO. NOT. WANT."
And then he tried to kiss her while dancing and she was like "SRSLY. DO. NOT. WANT."
Oh, so NOW you'll kiss him huh?
At any rate, the date ended somewhere around "great", and she called him the next day.
...Make-up...high heels...and a hat...James are you trying to tell her that you like to cross dress?!
So, this relationship was moving too slowly for my tastes and I had him ask her out on another date.
As soon as they got there he rolled the want to slow dance with her.
He tried to grab her ass. Apparently thats a no-no.
So is trying to kiss her... again.
I made him drink a love potion, which would be why he's currently in the air.
I'd say it worked.
Yeah, see that thought bubble with James' face? It's some girl behind them that thinks he's hot stuff.
No one seemed to mind the blatant PDA. Someone even approved but I didn't manage to get a good shot.
He also rolled the want to ask her back home. And she agreed.
See that girl? I think her name's Abbey. She's the one who thought James was hot stuff. She chased after Zoe and poked her. And Zoe went emo about it.
Seriously.
Hay look its magically daytime again. No seriously. They came back to James' house and it was daytime again. I love how its like no time passed whenever you go downtown.
They didn't have the option to have sex so I let them cuddle for a bit.
Then he asked her to move in and it worked.
Oh, and they had a dream date.
Someone slipped him a love letter.
Obviously now that Zoe has moved in, she got a make-over.
So, here are her stats:
Zoe Long - Romance - Become all-star player.
*cough* I was too lazy to write it down.
Make-out session. James rolled the want to kiss her so I just let them make-out.
Zoe rolled the want to flirt, so I had her serenade James.
First woo-hoo.
Apparently they were both virgins.
I'd like to refer you back to Zoe's stats and her ZERO neat points.
Now I'd like to point out the fucking mess she makes EVER FUCKING TIME SHE SHOWERS.
She likes to think about sex over her breakfast.
RE-OCCURING DREAM.
Whats up with sims and dreaming about themselves?
So with Zoe being a romance sim and all, I decided to get them engaged and married so I could get some babies out of her before she does anything to fuck it up.
I didn't get a shot of it, but she lost massive amounts of aspiration after she said yes.
It was a very classy wedding.
I'm sure the lawn ornaments are very happy for them.
ROFL @ Zoe losing even more aspiration.
Getting married sent her into aspirational failure.
Yes we know sweetie, you're insane.
Zoe, I would like to remind you that YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
This is ALL she does. She plays for HOURS. I have to force her to stop to take care of herself. I don't have a shot of it, but James is always on the drums.
Are the two of you by any chance related to Ashley? [ILU MINDY]
I would once again like to direct you to Zoe's ZERO neat points.
She gives me that look EVERY time I tell her to clean something.
Yes, James likes to practice chess... in his front yard... in his underwear.
...So does Zoe.
YES YOU HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP. YOU CAUSED IT.
YOU'RE NOT DONE. KEEP CLEANING.
I'd also like to say, I think she relieves herself while she's in the shower. Her bladder goes up while she's showering...
Pop!
Generation two is on the way!
Before I leave you, I'd also like to mention that one of Zoe's fears is having children.
Who senses constant aspirational failure?