Straightforward KC Craigslist ad
Ganked from matchgirl42
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/adg/636238456.html
Wanted: Assistant with sexual benifits (LSMO)
Reply to: gigs-636238456@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-09, 1:38PM CDT
I am looking to hire a female between the ages of 22-40 to assist me with day to day business. This will include answering phones, filing, running errands and picking up material. This job also will include a friends plus type of relationship meaning casual sex but not on a daily basis. This job pays $12.00 per hour with flexible schedule as you may need.
If interested please provide job information such as ( microsoft skills,spreadsheet skills, how may words you can type) Also will need description of you and a picture. You do not have to send a face picture should you not want to till you are advised of hire date. I am looking to fill the position ASAP
LMAO...$12 whore wanted. Must know MS Office and give good head! Even more hilarious, claims $12/hour, but under compensation...NO PAY. ROFL
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/adg/636238456.html
Wanted: Assistant with sexual benifits (LSMO)
Reply to: gigs-636238456@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-09, 1:38PM CDT
I am looking to hire a female between the ages of 22-40 to assist me with day to day business. This will include answering phones, filing, running errands and picking up material. This job also will include a friends plus type of relationship meaning casual sex but not on a daily basis. This job pays $12.00 per hour with flexible schedule as you may need.
If interested please provide job information such as ( microsoft skills,spreadsheet skills, how may words you can type) Also will need description of you and a picture. You do not have to send a face picture should you not want to till you are advised of hire date. I am looking to fill the position ASAP
- Location: LSMO
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: no pay
LMAO...$12 whore wanted. Must know MS Office and give good head! Even more hilarious, claims $12/hour, but under compensation...NO PAY. ROFL