Uncle Pennybags is the Motherfucking Devil!

[darkyak]

The board game Monopoly is evil.

Yes, you heard me. Pure, unadulterated evil.

How? Well, let's see...
(1) The game exists in a lawless world where the hedonistic desire of gluttony runs rampant

Comments

[aradia913]

I surprised, dissapointed, and deeply saddened that all of you have failed to recognize the only true threats to our great white Christian holy land.

First off, Memory. Oh, it all SEEMS like an innocent learning tool for young developing minds, but look beyond superficial facade and grasp the deeper truer meaning, fellow holy rollers. In the heathen game of Memory, learn to recognize the shapes. A melon here, a melon there. Nothing subtle about that. Until you find two melons that match up juuuuuuuuuust perfect. Is that all? Certainly not! A (chicken) leg here, one over there. And BAM! you've got two legs with a spread in the middle. And, do you not see the correlation between flashing the cards rapidly in front of the childrens eyes and a cheap 25 cent peep show? Graphic images flooding the cerebral cortex of impressionable Christian youth. Flip a card over, its a woman, flip another card over, its another woman. Is this not a condoning of homosexuality?!? But, of course, theres no threat here. Honest. Trust the Commie Pagan Queers!!!

And dont get me started on the second inherent evil, the evil of the commie game tic-tac-toe. Come on now. Line three X's in a row and you win. Three X's? You mean XXX?!? Triple X? PORNOGRAPHY!!! And what of the other option? Line three O's in a row? OOO? Or is it: Oh-oh-oh!!! Triple orgasm? Multiple orgasm? Things we all know cant possibly exist! More homosexual propeganda used to lure innocent children to the other side. The side of solace, depravity, and, could it be, SATAN??? OOO, hellooo Sodam and Gommorah! OOO, how low can you go!

I trust that, given the new light and evidence above, you will all agree that, a little Capitalism here is far less evil than the blatent, graphic, and unrepenting attack on our good, white, Christian youth by pornographers, deviants, sex fiends, homosexuals, hustlers, and the Devil himself. If you dont see this, you all are the only thing worse than a Communist. You, my former friend and now Ashcroft target, are a motherfucking terrorist.

In His name,
Ann and Diana.