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I shall enlighten you with Foamy quotes!
"Hey, it's already four-fifteen. You know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop. You wanna know why? Because I need a bagel, and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese, yeah the creamy cheese, everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesy cream. And a cup of coffee I definitely need a cup of coffee so you get up and drive me!"
"Haha, you have a stalker, you have a stalker, I don't. You do. You're gonna die, I can sleep at night. Nyah-nyah!"
"I'm so sick of having to whip out an Idiot-to-English dictionary to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say!"
"You can take a “vien-tee” razor and shove it up your ass, you tall-brained moron. I hope you choke on a biscotti!"
"You carb counting assholes really need to stop."
"Just be yourself. Eat that twinkie, enjoy that cake, buy that extra pound of gourmet cream cheese you always wanted. And if people look at you funny because you're too fat or too skinny, tell 'em to fuck off and die. You do not need to adhere to an idealistic vision of beauty, marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine! FUCK THEM ALL! Now where's my waffle sundae? I want the waffle sundaaaae, give me my carbs."
"Ehhwwww, I see! I see! So your flyer says, as long as I'm carrying around a StarSchmuck's coffee cup, I'll convey the image, of a Trendy individual, Loved by all, and Accepted by the Coffee-house illuminati!"
"And I don’t give two shits if fucking…that fat bastard and that other guy, sticks his thumb up into the air! No one gives a shit if some dumb fat guy with glasses approves, or disapproves, of a movie . "Well, I thought the cinematography was quite interesting and" … Shut the fuck up! Shut up, put your thumb down, and stop eating the popcorn!"
"And if there’s fat-kins approved popcorn at the snack bar…I’m killing everyone!"
Welcome to the wonderful world of Foamy *grins*.
"Hey, it's already four-fifteen. You know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop. You wanna know why? Because I need a bagel, and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese, yeah the creamy cheese, everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesy cream. And a cup of coffee I definitely need a cup of coffee so you get up and drive me!"
"Haha, you have a stalker, you have a stalker, I don't. You do. You're gonna die, I can sleep at night. Nyah-nyah!"
"I'm so sick of having to whip out an Idiot-to-English dictionary to figure out what the fuck you're trying to say!"
"You can take a “vien-tee” razor and shove it up your ass, you tall-brained moron. I hope you choke on a biscotti!"
"You carb counting assholes really need to stop."
"Just be yourself. Eat that twinkie, enjoy that cake, buy that extra pound of gourmet cream cheese you always wanted. And if people look at you funny because you're too fat or too skinny, tell 'em to fuck off and die. You do not need to adhere to an idealistic vision of beauty, marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine! FUCK THEM ALL! Now where's my waffle sundae? I want the waffle sundaaaae, give me my carbs."
"Ehhwwww, I see! I see! So your flyer says, as long as I'm carrying around a StarSchmuck's coffee cup, I'll convey the image, of a Trendy individual, Loved by all, and Accepted by the Coffee-house illuminati!"
"And I don’t give two shits if fucking…that fat bastard and that other guy, sticks his thumb up into the air! No one gives a shit if some dumb fat guy with glasses approves, or disapproves, of a movie . "Well, I thought the cinematography was quite interesting and" … Shut the fuck up! Shut up, put your thumb down, and stop eating the popcorn!"
"And if there’s fat-kins approved popcorn at the snack bar…I’m killing everyone!"
Welcome to the wonderful world of Foamy *grins*.