Goddammit!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I broke clonedkitty's X-Box (-12 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I put gum in asmilelikeyours's hair (-12 points). In August I gave horseygal57 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Darkwolf898