Paladin Taunts
Me: I love that the paladin taunt hurts now.
Me: "Go away and I shall mock you a second time! And it will KILL you!"
She: *hehe*
Me: PALADIN TRAINER: "Now, class, repeat your lessons!"
Me: PALADIN TRAINEES: *unison* "Your... mother... wears... *mumbles of: "combat boots" "high
heels" "inadequate footwear"*
She: *snorks*
Me: PALADIN TRAINER: "NO! How are you to defend the Light with such weak insults as that? Truly,
you must study the Holy Dozens more if you want to be a true Warrior! Now, attend to your studies of
the prophets Williams, Crystal, Rickles, and Youngman!"
She: *looks at an abomination. "Yo mama so fat...o wait."*
Me: "Mamas! Observe carefully- the plural form is MUCH more appropriate here! Better would be to go
for its weight, or the fact that it not only lacks knowledge of its fathers, but its mothers as well!"
She: *pauses to resecure her ponytail, puts on a vapid look, sticks out a hip and looks at the abom. "Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either!" *
Me: "Well done! See how the creature is struck dumb by her-- well, it hurt, and that's the important thing..."
She: *jumps around clapping and twirling*
Me: ABOMINATION: In... morning... I... be... sober.
She: anand yes, that's an actual belf fem /silly
She: I almost went with: "I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!"
Me: "Go away and I shall mock you a second time! And it will KILL you!"
She: *hehe*
Me: PALADIN TRAINER: "Now, class, repeat your lessons!"
Me: PALADIN TRAINEES: *unison* "Your... mother... wears... *mumbles of: "combat boots" "high
heels" "inadequate footwear"*
She: *snorks*
Me: PALADIN TRAINER: "NO! How are you to defend the Light with such weak insults as that? Truly,
you must study the Holy Dozens more if you want to be a true Warrior! Now, attend to your studies of
the prophets Williams, Crystal, Rickles, and Youngman!"
She: *looks at an abomination. "Yo mama so fat...o wait."*
Me: "Mamas! Observe carefully- the plural form is MUCH more appropriate here! Better would be to go
for its weight, or the fact that it not only lacks knowledge of its fathers, but its mothers as well!"
She: *pauses to resecure her ponytail, puts on a vapid look, sticks out a hip and looks at the abom. "Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either!" *
Me: "Well done! See how the creature is struck dumb by her-- well, it hurt, and that's the important thing..."
She: *jumps around clapping and twirling*
Me: ABOMINATION: In... morning... I... be... sober.
She: anand yes, that's an actual belf fem /silly
She: I almost went with: "I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!"