good times
I've definitely had some memorable bar trips. New Years eve 2000 when I was in Ebor City, FL where the girls were all in string bikinis. That actually got toped while I was in Saginaw for business and while at the local bar we sang karaoke and I took a pair of pool sharks to school at the tune of $40. The best was yet to come when Mike and I were in Dallas and some girl borrowed his shirt to do a shadow box strip tease for the entire bar...that was a good one. Yep those are all good times and they've kept getting better and better. But I have to say last night was my personal best. Wanna know why?
Tiki Bobs. That's where I was suppose to meet up with Carolynne and Sarah. Some how, in the 100 feet between my car and the bar door, I ended up making out with a very attractive and very inebriated blonde. I thought for sure she was joking when she asked if she could make out with me. That was until I said sure and she preceded to kiss me till her friend decided she'd waited long enough. good start.
Ran into a guy that used to live in Pontiac and now lived in Chi-town. I told him it was too bad we didn't have anything to offer him compared to his new home city but he said from what he'd just seen (me kissing some drunk girl in a parking lot) Pontiac was going to be just fine with him. Later on, after I tell this guy that Tiki bob's in the place to be he did end up buying me a round. Whoorar for Jaeger.
I finally run into Sarah and Carolynne. I get a little worried at this point when I realize that I'll be hanging out with the two hottest girls in the bar but haven't got a chance with either one. Sarah refuses to hook up with me till we're 75 (down from 85 at least) and Carolynne, damn it I'm never going to get her romantic attention no matter how hard I try. I get over these facts quick as another shot of Jaeger cheers me up. Well part of it was the Jaeger and part of it was the scantly clad women dancing on the counter throughout the bar. Yes life is good.
Later on after I'm in the bag and have been getting down on the floor for a while a guy comes flying out of nowhere and rams into us. He's followed by the skin-head that's pushing him around and yelling for a fight. Matt works at breaking the two guys up but the skin-head's guido partner is on the way. I step in between him and Matt and suddenly this guy wants to fight with me. There's some pushing as he tries to goad me into a fight but I stand ground until I hear the bouncer get called to the floor. Matt's pushed the original guy off into the crowd and is holding the skin-head back while I deal with his friend. I tap Matt on the shoulder and tell him that it's time to go and we head to the bar. The skin-head and his pal head off after the first guy but are quickly stopped by an giant with no neck. Why did I used to think dance clubs were boring?
Well that sums it up. Alcohol, women, fights yep last night had it all. What more could I ask for? I can't even imagine how I'm gonna top this one.
Tiki Bobs. That's where I was suppose to meet up with Carolynne and Sarah. Some how, in the 100 feet between my car and the bar door, I ended up making out with a very attractive and very inebriated blonde. I thought for sure she was joking when she asked if she could make out with me. That was until I said sure and she preceded to kiss me till her friend decided she'd waited long enough. good start.
Ran into a guy that used to live in Pontiac and now lived in Chi-town. I told him it was too bad we didn't have anything to offer him compared to his new home city but he said from what he'd just seen (me kissing some drunk girl in a parking lot) Pontiac was going to be just fine with him. Later on, after I tell this guy that Tiki bob's in the place to be he did end up buying me a round. Whoorar for Jaeger.
I finally run into Sarah and Carolynne. I get a little worried at this point when I realize that I'll be hanging out with the two hottest girls in the bar but haven't got a chance with either one. Sarah refuses to hook up with me till we're 75 (down from 85 at least) and Carolynne, damn it I'm never going to get her romantic attention no matter how hard I try. I get over these facts quick as another shot of Jaeger cheers me up. Well part of it was the Jaeger and part of it was the scantly clad women dancing on the counter throughout the bar. Yes life is good.
Later on after I'm in the bag and have been getting down on the floor for a while a guy comes flying out of nowhere and rams into us. He's followed by the skin-head that's pushing him around and yelling for a fight. Matt works at breaking the two guys up but the skin-head's guido partner is on the way. I step in between him and Matt and suddenly this guy wants to fight with me. There's some pushing as he tries to goad me into a fight but I stand ground until I hear the bouncer get called to the floor. Matt's pushed the original guy off into the crowd and is holding the skin-head back while I deal with his friend. I tap Matt on the shoulder and tell him that it's time to go and we head to the bar. The skin-head and his pal head off after the first guy but are quickly stopped by an giant with no neck. Why did I used to think dance clubs were boring?
Well that sums it up. Alcohol, women, fights yep last night had it all. What more could I ask for? I can't even imagine how I'm gonna top this one.