Twerk...Dance...wear hipster glasses and skull sweaters and complain that noone "gets" his poetry...
Or is that just my dog??
Example:
"I smell...up a tree...and I smell things on the tree...and the tree stinks of god...i think of humans and trees..and I see dogs are in clouds of fog. Because this is only thursday"
Yes, Miles, I got your poem. I LOVED your poem.
"But what does it MEAN, mum...what do YOU think it means??"
(Uh-Oh, I am trapped) "Miles, Dear, I think your poem is so profound, it can mean anything anybody needs it to mean..." (Pats self on back for my quick thinking on my feet)
"You don't understand me at all!!!!!!! I would slam a door, but you smoked Marlboro's during your pregnancy so I am deformed and I HAVE NO THUMBS"
"Miles that doesn't make sense on so many levels..."
"Told you that didn't understand..... um.... wanna snuggle??"
It was so out of the blue, I was in hysterics. He was like in a 'shake-your-groove-thang' for 4 seconds then it stopped and he was normal. So funny and Bizarre.
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Or is that just my dog??
Example:
"I smell...up a tree...and I smell things on the tree...and the tree stinks of god...i think of humans and trees..and I see dogs are in clouds of fog. Because this is only thursday"
Yes, Miles, I got your poem. I LOVED your poem.
"But what does it MEAN, mum...what do YOU think it means??"
(Uh-Oh, I am trapped) "Miles, Dear, I think your poem is so profound, it can mean anything anybody needs it to mean..." (Pats self on back for my quick thinking on my feet)
"You don't understand me at all!!!!!!! I would slam a door, but you smoked Marlboro's during your pregnancy so I am deformed and I HAVE NO THUMBS"
"Miles that doesn't make sense on so many levels..."
"Told you that didn't understand..... um.... wanna snuggle??"
"Always, Miles...Always."
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