A MESSAGE FROM HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, MONSEIGNEUR MILES OF THE VATICAN
furst off, eye am man-singer miles an eye blezz u all wif tidins of comfert an hapyniss.
thiz iz mee kizzing dadies hand. he taste lik meet so i call him meet-smell sumtimez. mumie smels moor like sweet sew i calls her treet smell.
az u can c eye luv 2 hav my tummy rubed. onley specail hue-mans may tooch my belli.
finaly, wen mum oar dad hug, kisz, snugel or luv on me, i get so hapy and sleeppyy it feels so gud al ovar 2 be luved sew goodly!!
i hop u all r whereing ur smily fase 2day cuz that meens ur hapy an evrybody shood b hapy.
fank you and i blezs you,
milez
thiz iz mee kizzing dadies hand. he taste lik meet so i call him meet-smell sumtimez. mumie smels moor like sweet sew i calls her treet smell.
az u can c eye luv 2 hav my tummy rubed. onley specail hue-mans may tooch my belli.
finaly, wen mum oar dad hug, kisz, snugel or luv on me, i get so hapy and sleeppyy it feels so gud al ovar 2 be luved sew goodly!!
i hop u all r whereing ur smily fase 2day cuz that meens ur hapy an evrybody shood b hapy.
fank you and i blezs you,
milez