I will eat your childrens

Jun 21, 2007 12:20

So, Exciting things have been happening recently.

My final show was utter chaos. I didn't expect there to be so many people there. it was, of course, the 3rd year shows too so i expected a good turnout but just. not...that many o_o.
I was near hyperventilating many times and was glad to be out of there when we got out. I was pretty upset too, I'm not sure why. I think the sheer amount of people really spazzed my head out. We ended up going to the pub instead of rock world then bed early.

that was a mildly exciting thing. the real exciting thing that has happened this last week is I have got a job ^__^

It is no ordinary job, OHNO!, because i win so damned much I have been given a job as an ART TEACHER. :D

I am now working at rivington park independent as the art teacher teaching years 2 to 10 (GCSE) I am picking up the pieces of an utterly abysmal art teacher who has basically been taking the piss for the past 12 months and has been sacked because of it.

I am on a months trial, till the end of term, and then we will review and if the head likes me enough and i like it enough then i will be teaching next year too.
It's only part time, so i will be able to work it in with my course. WHAT AN ACE JOB I HAVE.
This week is my first week, and so far have discovered that none of the children can

-draw

-know anything about tone

-have never even made a colour wheel

have no concept of art history

-have used acrylic paints, not even the year 10s.

I have my work cut out, especially with the year 10's cause they should have done about 2 topics already by now and have done precisely shit all and the shit all they've done is of crap quality.

but yeah. I am being PAID to influence young minds. PAID TO WARP THE NEXT GENERATION. I keep bursting into hysterical manic laughter at the thought of it.
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