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I am in disbelief, Mogson: I only narrowly avoided being outsmarted by Moogliarty! I was right to suspect the ease by which I was able to stay on his trail. It turns out he was purposefully leading me to him! It has all come together, his traps, the candy, the weapon schematics... Mogson, the dread Doctor is building a doomsday device powered by... DELICIOUS TREATS. The reason he kept allowing me to so easily sniff out his trail is because he was leading me away from a cache of confections of colossal eclat. My theory is that he is sending henchmen out this very moment to locate and obtain these superpowered sweets for him. You must find them before they do! Fortunately, I have found some vital clues as to where you might begin your search.
They may be found here.
I have entrusted the password by which you may access them to a close confidant of mine and sent her far away, to the land of cowboys and television psychologists. When you contact her you must mention our code word, which is... *ahem* "banana hammock" Commence your hunt immediately; I shall remain close to Moogliarty so as to fool him into thinking we have not yet unraveled the nature of his odious designs. Godspeed, Mogson!
They may be found here.
I have entrusted the password by which you may access them to a close confidant of mine and sent her far away, to the land of cowboys and television psychologists. When you contact her you must mention our code word, which is... *ahem* "banana hammock" Commence your hunt immediately; I shall remain close to Moogliarty so as to fool him into thinking we have not yet unraveled the nature of his odious designs. Godspeed, Mogson!