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Woo for the new year, eh!?
That's what I thought
The N.Y's Eve was krazy with a "k"
work was nucking futs, talk about deliveries up the proverbial "wazoo"
but! i did take a delivery for $141 and made myself a nice $40 tip off that :D
"darrel" had a pretty wicked delivery that he told me about. anyway, so he goes to this hotel to deliver the pizza, and the guy that gets the door is this heavily overweight, drunk off his arse fat man. "darrel" takes the pizza in and the fat man pays for it, giving him a tip in the process. but then things get... weird. the man told "darrel" that he "simply cant leave till he has a drink". "Darrel" says no, that he's driving tonight, and he really cant. But the fat man persists, saying "you really cant leave till you have a drink". and "darrel" again refuses. then the fat man walks to the door, promtly shuts it and locks it. he then turns on "darrel" and says again "have a drink with me". feeling that he was about to be raped by the fat man, "darrel" consented to his demands and had the offered shot of whiskey. the fat man then gave a hearty laugh and let him out the door with many a "happy new year, b*tch!"
haha poor "darrel"
we closed early, and Liz, Tony, Johann, and Sam all came and hung out with Fernando and crew for a while. At that point we all left for my house. upon arriving, we found that Bobo was no where to be found, even though the van was there. Angry at him for ditching us, we proceeded to my room. thereupon, we all merrily gathered around jason's computer and watched gnarly episodes of south park and dave chappelle. at 11:30, we headed off to tony's house for more "intense" par-tay-ing - seeing as how everyone in my house was already asleep, so lame!
Anyway, at tony's house, we decided it was high time for a drinking game. so we busted out tony's private stash of sprite, and soon we were all merrily engaged in quarters. johann made a funny while jason was in mid-drink and jason, to his great embarisment, and the amusment of the others, shot sprite out his mouth and, not suprisingly, his nose as well. there were many chortles at this act of wonder. oh the reminds me, im too lazy to go back and add this, so ill put it here: at the factory that night, we were all so bored after we closed early, that jason broke out some basil, rolled up a dollar, and, for some odd reason, decided to snort the basil for about $3. only, jason did not know that someone had "accidently" put some red pepper flakes in it while jason was turned away. so when jason had snorted about half the basil, he then noticed a great BURNING sensation in his upper nasil cavity. ergo, he did not complete the bet and had a terrible feeling up his nose for the remainder of the night. that is, until he shot that sprite out at tony's house. because not only did sprite come out... but the basil and pepper as well. it was WICKED GNARLY! as im sure you all agree :)well... Liz didnt agree... but that cant be helped.
but i digress!
at midnight, we watched the ball drop and opened a bottle of "bubbly" aka sparkling cider. woo! we then lit off many fireworks, legal and not legal. thereafter, Liz had to go home and we said our goodbyes and ... you know. eh eh eh giggity giggity goo! :P
Then me and johann went to beto's for giant Texano burritos and horchata. mmmmmm. we came back to my house and began to... play... world of warcraft. yeah... nerdy.... yeah... but screw you guys, its a hella fun game! but it was then, at about 2 am, that our biggest suprise came. you see, if you remember, when we came to my hosue the first time, bobo wasent there, and we was all angry, because we thought he went off to go party. and when me and johann came there to eat our burritos, we still didnt see him. but at 2 am, bobo walks in my room and we're all like "well look who it is!" *glares*. but bobo looks like he just woke up! and turns out thats just what happened. seems old bobo, after going to some church thing, ate a bunch of turkey, layed on the couch, and promptly fell asleep watching football. seems he spent his new years eve asleep on the couch and we never noticed him. and i dont know what was worse for us to think of him: that he'd lied to us and gone out to party, or him falling asleep on the couch watching football. how lame! haha
yeah that was my night.
anyway, lets all hang out soon, eh?
i miss you guys!
but
happy new year, b*tches!!
Your Comrade Always,
J-Dawg
That's what I thought
The N.Y's Eve was krazy with a "k"
work was nucking futs, talk about deliveries up the proverbial "wazoo"
but! i did take a delivery for $141 and made myself a nice $40 tip off that :D
"darrel" had a pretty wicked delivery that he told me about. anyway, so he goes to this hotel to deliver the pizza, and the guy that gets the door is this heavily overweight, drunk off his arse fat man. "darrel" takes the pizza in and the fat man pays for it, giving him a tip in the process. but then things get... weird. the man told "darrel" that he "simply cant leave till he has a drink". "Darrel" says no, that he's driving tonight, and he really cant. But the fat man persists, saying "you really cant leave till you have a drink". and "darrel" again refuses. then the fat man walks to the door, promtly shuts it and locks it. he then turns on "darrel" and says again "have a drink with me". feeling that he was about to be raped by the fat man, "darrel" consented to his demands and had the offered shot of whiskey. the fat man then gave a hearty laugh and let him out the door with many a "happy new year, b*tch!"
haha poor "darrel"
we closed early, and Liz, Tony, Johann, and Sam all came and hung out with Fernando and crew for a while. At that point we all left for my house. upon arriving, we found that Bobo was no where to be found, even though the van was there. Angry at him for ditching us, we proceeded to my room. thereupon, we all merrily gathered around jason's computer and watched gnarly episodes of south park and dave chappelle. at 11:30, we headed off to tony's house for more "intense" par-tay-ing - seeing as how everyone in my house was already asleep, so lame!
Anyway, at tony's house, we decided it was high time for a drinking game. so we busted out tony's private stash of sprite, and soon we were all merrily engaged in quarters. johann made a funny while jason was in mid-drink and jason, to his great embarisment, and the amusment of the others, shot sprite out his mouth and, not suprisingly, his nose as well. there were many chortles at this act of wonder. oh the reminds me, im too lazy to go back and add this, so ill put it here: at the factory that night, we were all so bored after we closed early, that jason broke out some basil, rolled up a dollar, and, for some odd reason, decided to snort the basil for about $3. only, jason did not know that someone had "accidently" put some red pepper flakes in it while jason was turned away. so when jason had snorted about half the basil, he then noticed a great BURNING sensation in his upper nasil cavity. ergo, he did not complete the bet and had a terrible feeling up his nose for the remainder of the night. that is, until he shot that sprite out at tony's house. because not only did sprite come out... but the basil and pepper as well. it was WICKED GNARLY! as im sure you all agree :)well... Liz didnt agree... but that cant be helped.
but i digress!
at midnight, we watched the ball drop and opened a bottle of "bubbly" aka sparkling cider. woo! we then lit off many fireworks, legal and not legal. thereafter, Liz had to go home and we said our goodbyes and ... you know. eh eh eh giggity giggity goo! :P
Then me and johann went to beto's for giant Texano burritos and horchata. mmmmmm. we came back to my house and began to... play... world of warcraft. yeah... nerdy.... yeah... but screw you guys, its a hella fun game! but it was then, at about 2 am, that our biggest suprise came. you see, if you remember, when we came to my hosue the first time, bobo wasent there, and we was all angry, because we thought he went off to go party. and when me and johann came there to eat our burritos, we still didnt see him. but at 2 am, bobo walks in my room and we're all like "well look who it is!" *glares*. but bobo looks like he just woke up! and turns out thats just what happened. seems old bobo, after going to some church thing, ate a bunch of turkey, layed on the couch, and promptly fell asleep watching football. seems he spent his new years eve asleep on the couch and we never noticed him. and i dont know what was worse for us to think of him: that he'd lied to us and gone out to party, or him falling asleep on the couch watching football. how lame! haha
yeah that was my night.
anyway, lets all hang out soon, eh?
i miss you guys!
but
happy new year, b*tches!!
Your Comrade Always,
J-Dawg