Owl to Terence - August 5
My dearest Terence-
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But the fact is that my arse belongs to someone else so I'm afraid that you won't be able to molest me any time soon. I know this must be difficult for you, as Charlie isn't nearly as sexy as I am, but he'll just have to do. I don't have any problem with you fantasizing about me though, so feel free to put me in any number of lewd possitions in your mind. Ours will have to be an unrequited love. I simply cannot handle any more than the half dozen men I'm servicing now.
Lovingly,
Gin
P.S.- My brother can be an idiot. Please don't let this cloud your judgement of him. Give him a kiss for me, all right? With tongue.
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But the fact is that my arse belongs to someone else so I'm afraid that you won't be able to molest me any time soon. I know this must be difficult for you, as Charlie isn't nearly as sexy as I am, but he'll just have to do. I don't have any problem with you fantasizing about me though, so feel free to put me in any number of lewd possitions in your mind. Ours will have to be an unrequited love. I simply cannot handle any more than the half dozen men I'm servicing now.
Lovingly,
Gin
P.S.- My brother can be an idiot. Please don't let this cloud your judgement of him. Give him a kiss for me, all right? With tongue.