How many keys are on your keychain?
3. Car, house, room.
What curse word do you use the most?
I don't.
Do you own an iPod?
No.
What time is your alarm clock set for?
6:15. But it doesn't wake me up despite being set on volume 17 (normal listening volume being 10).
How many suitcases do you own?
Zero.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it’s cold outside?
Assuming you mean thongs... my thongs are broken at the moment so I use them as little as possible. In general if I'm going to be pottering around outside and it's not muddy I won't wear anything on my feet.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
Buying groceries is not currently my concern. I'd probably have to say the local IGA.
What was the last movie you watched?
Scary Movie 3, I think.
Do any of your friends have children?
An ex-friend does. Can't say any of my current friends do. For all that that amounts to like 4 people.
If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you buy?
I have no idea. I would probably put money towards paying off some of my immediate family's debts before buying anything.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
I CALL MYSELF LAZY. It's less worth asking that and more worth asking 'Has anyone ever NOT called you lazy?'.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Either.
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
No.
What did you have for dinner?
Toast w/cheese and vegemite.
Can you whistle?
Yes.
Have you ever participated in a protest?
No.
Who was the last person to call you?
God only knows.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
If I went to amusement parks ever, that might be answerable.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Paranoia says: Yes!
What area code are you in right now?
3370
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't?
How many siblings do you have?
One brother.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Generally.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
Never heard of it.
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
Not a common occurence. It takes a fair amount to make me laugh at all.
What movie do you know every line to?
Not that fanatical about any movies.
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Don't think so.
When was your last plane ride?
The same as most of the population of the world: never.
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Six.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
I have no knowledge on the topic: salad dressings. I eat salad as little as possible as it is.
Do you read for fun?
I used to. Not so much nowadays, but still occasionally.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
Did French throughout High School... was never any good at the speaking part as it was, and I'd assume most of what I could do has atrophied severely by now.
Do you do your own dishes?
I used to do everyone's dishes. Now we have a dishwasher. I don't trust it.
What color is your bedroom painted?
Paint. PAINT. My bedroom has faux-wooden sheet wall things. No paint is involved.
Have you ever cried in public?
Can't remember.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop. Laptops are inferiority personified (computerified?).
Are you always trying to learn new things?
Not constantly. If the oppurtunity is there, though.
Do you shower on a daily basis?
Whenever I remember to.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No.
Can you skip rocks?
No.
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
No.
What do you like to snack on at the movie theatres?
Popcorn. Popcorn is high on the list of reasons to actually GO to movie theatres.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
I have no idea.
What was your favorite class in high school?
Oh god. Assuming this is restricted to year 12 for sanity's sake... probably Physics. Or English Language. Or Specialist Maths...
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE ONCE, LET ALONE MANY TIMES
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
Not something I've ever really considered.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I have no idea.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
If I had ever HAD an alcoholic drink, it might be possible to answer this question.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
Eh. Think the closest is in the Mall, so no. Coffee is crap anyway.
Do you like your living arrangement?
I don't mind it.
What is your mother’s hometown?
Isn't this one of those questions they normally use as security for internet banking and such?
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I don't need a lot of sleep, but I have a tendency to not wake up so I tend to get more than the lowest I can run on. Couldn't really say the amount of hours.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
I used to. I stopped because I kept getting up late and it was time that could easily be freed up.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
The opposite.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Don't recall that ever happening.
What is your favorite fruit?
I can stand apples. They'll have to do.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
No.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
23.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Not as much as I used to be, but still fairly so.
Do you believe in life on other planets?
Not any of the other planets around here. Probably some on some planets elsewhere. They're never going to reach here, so there's not really any point worrying about it.
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Never heard of it.
Who was the last person to piss you off?
Likely my brother. He does it often enough.
Do you believe that God has a gender?
No.
What was the last thing you ate?
A knotty roll.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I am rarely in situations where I have to get along with anyone.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
We do not celebrate Halloween.
How did your parents pick your name?
That guy on All Creatures Great And Small.
Do you like mustard?
No.