Sleepover from HELL!!!!!! (part 1)
This is a story that me and a friend made up. It all started with this pic
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c119/DarkTigerGirl/Naruto/nopantskakashi.jpg
WARNINGS: Language, yaoi (sort of), and me and a friend being just plain ramdom
Tsunade walks in and says: Dammit Kakashi put ur pants back on! this is the 3rd time this week!
Kakashi: But it's such a refreshing breeze!
Tsunade: No! pants stay on untill bedtime, young man!
Kakashi: Pleeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsunade: No! i don't want a cold cock in my pussy!
Kakashi: Who would want to fuck you, you old hag!
*tsunade breaks down and cries*
Tsunade: but i'm empty inside without sex!
Kakashi: Why don't go ask Sasuka? He's always up for good fuck. Besides, Naruto is coming over and we're going to have a sleep over!
Tsunade: Ok! *leaves on the way gets hit by a bus
*naruto pops in along with Shikamaru, Lee, Choji, Kiba, Neji, and Gaara*
Naruto: OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Cmon Naruto, sleep over!
Choji: I brought snacks!
*Choji opens bag, and pours them out*
Shikamaru: dammit, fatty, i hate salt and vinegar
Choji: Oh, and what did you bring?!?!?!?!
Shikamaru: .......nothing....
Choji: I thought so!
Kiba: Hay, if you dont want them Shikamaru, me and Akamaru will have'em!
Akamaru: Woof!
Shikamaru: fine, Neji what'd u bring?
Neji: popcorn
Lee: I bought stuff for making Smores!
Gaara: i brought this *pulls out a manga*
Shikamaru: Holy fuck? DearS?
Shikamaru: Gaara you pervert, I’d expect that from Jiraiya
Gaara: But it's not mine
*suddenly hears the doorbell ring*
Kankuro: Gaara did you take my book!?!?!?!
Garra: ...........noooooooo.....*suspiously*
Kankuro: *looks around* ...........YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT KAKASHI WAS HAVING A SLEEP OVER!
Garra: i left a note with Temari
Kankuro: Well...............she didn’t give it to me
Garra: What did she do with it then.....*doorbell*
*temari at door, naked* Temari: you boys ready for some fun?
Everyone: HELL YEAH!
*poof of smoke*
Everyone: SAI!!!!!!!!?
Sai: You guys are perverted *smiles*
*orochimaru poofs in, grabs sai* Orochi: woohoo! another one!*orochi leaves*
Everyone: O.o
*and thriller is playin gin the background*
Naruto: ....let us never speak of this
Naruto: EVER
*Jiraiya steps in* Jiraiya: Damn, is orochimaru taking little boys again?
Everyone: Yup
Jiraiya: that's a child molester for y- .....Kakashi, any reason your pants are off?
Kakashi: ..............no.......................
Jiraiya: oh boy, sleepover!
Naruto: Hold it! Did you bring.................THE COOKIES!
Jiraiya:.....i thought that was shikamaru's job.....
Shikamaru: OKAY I FORGOT! DAMN WOULD YOU PEOPLE DROP IT?!?!
Choji: ha! and u made fun of me
Shikamaru: FUCK YOU!
*Iruka walks in after hearing the shouting*
Iruka: What the hell is..DEAR GOD KAKASHI! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Kakashi: what? this is a sausage fest anyway
Iruka: .......True........but there are kids here!
Kakashi: and? no one here gets any pussy. they're probably jerking off at hone, anyway
Everyone: *looks away blushing*
Lee: Hay, I think Gaara fell asleep
Kankuro:....that's not good....
Gaara: *Awakens the demon* KNEEL BEFORE ME HUMANS! MUHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...............shit
There still A LOT more of this story. So if at lest............lets say three people like it, i'll add another part