New York Magazine must love Twilight

Mar 20, 2010 16:16

...or else their writers wouldn't come up with material like this.

Police Are on the Lookout for Man Who Bit Taxi Driver
By: Dan Amira

A man who pulled a gun on a taxi driver, and then bit him "repeatedly on the neck, arm and back" in the struggle that followed, is being sought by the NYPD. He is described as being around 30 years old, six feet tall, pale, lightning-quick, cold-skinned, and sparkly when exposed to sunlight.

The commenters got into it, too. The best came from Delawhere16, who typed, "The NYPD is going to be so pissed when they realize it's part of True Blood's guerilla marketing campaign."

As for the tag, it's "Vampire Crime of the Day."

Perfect. No wonder I keep reading New York Magazine.

Crossposted to sparklefield on JournalFen.

twilight, crazy, wtf, weirdness, new york magazine

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