Ode To Goblins
Goblins chew and goblins bite,
Goblins cut and goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!
Goblins race and goblins jump,
Goblins slash and goblins bump,
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup,
Bonk the head to shut it up!
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We the goblins-you the food!
(Found this on the WoTC FR boards and just had to share. The original creator is unknown as this was in several people's signatures. Whoever they may be, they kick ass for givin' my favorite fantasy race some lovin'!)
Goblins cut and goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!
Goblins race and goblins jump,
Goblins slash and goblins bump,
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup,
Bonk the head to shut it up!
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We the goblins-you the food!
(Found this on the WoTC FR boards and just had to share. The original creator is unknown as this was in several people's signatures. Whoever they may be, they kick ass for givin' my favorite fantasy race some lovin'!)