Jan 07, 2010 09:28
Recently, I've been using a musical service called Blip.FM
The service is awesome. Its basically the musical twitter, and I am more likely to use it than pandora these days.
The problem - I believe my sadistic friends have developed their own form of trolling Blip.FM - They randomly "blip" (in the vernacular) the shittiest music you can imagine... I mean... it can actually cause physical pain.
I mean, really, who wants to listen to a talentless drag queen slam his meat paws on a piano that instead of playing chords stabs the listener in the testicles with 10 penny nails while screaching in a poor imitation of a lounge singer's voice yet way to low, even in the falsetto used to pretend to be a female impersonator. (because anyone that really is a transvestite doesn't grow a beard).
Sorry Lady Ga Ga, you aren't getting radio time for talent....
You are the musical equivalence of Goatse.